Granduke

Everytime you Compromise your principles there is a price to pay, unfortunately we learn the hard way, Some Consequences are irreversible.

@georgediano Watu extremely dark hukuwa na jasho Yao special hata wakiomoka.

I’ve just woken up after spending the entire night at Club 1824 aggressively irrigating my throat with Kanamba Specioo alongside a yellow yellow damsel from generational wealth who temporarily decided to use my God-given talent of penetrating straight of hermuz namna hatari for her own emotional and recreational healing. Because this economy has humbled some of us beyond recognition, I have officially accepted my fate as a self-powered rechargeable dildo. Mimi kazi yangu ni kumumunya Mukombero, kuinua makagare na kuomba Nyasaye anipe nguvu. Hunger can make a grown man abandon dignity faster than Safaricom bundles disappear after opening TikTok, chesaa!! Anyhauu, so I log into this beautiful app expecting peace, football banter, and maybe explicit photos from shameless women, only to discover that the nation’s leading fundi wa singege and alleged pinhole camera technician has now become the unofficial ambassador of Kamongo deodorant. This app will never disappoint. What was supposed to be a simple podcast interview has now turned into a full-blown hygiene civil war. During the Iko Nini podcast with Polo Kimani, Mwafreeka woke up and chose violence. The man looked at Polo Kimani directly in the pores and confessed that throughout the interview, he could allegedly smell sweat circulating in the studio namna hatari. According to Mwafreeka, surviving the one and a half hour recording session required the strength of a Maasai moran and the lungs of a deepsea diver. Mwafreeka claims the studio atmosphere became so dangerous that even female anopheles mosquitoes were fainting midair. The rasta man then advised Polo Kimani to invest in two very important national resources,, Water & Deodorant. But Polo Kimani was not about to take those allegations lying down like affordable housing promises. He stormed social media breathing fire and accusing Mwafreeka of being rude, disrespectful, and a fully sponsored government propagandist. Honestly, I don’t even know how a podcast interview turned into a hygiene summit, but here we are brethrens. Personally, I just hope Mwafreeka never had the same thoughts about me when I appeared on his podcast. Thankfully, Mama Liam prepared me like a man attending a Ruracio with a dented pocket. She made sure I was smelling like imported Dubai perfume and dressed like the son of a Adonija. She even gave me a lift to South B using that metallic jerrican she confidently refers to as a Mutoka that she bought with a loan.🫩 As Polo Kimani continues defending the sacred doctrine of Mwanaume ni Jasho, Mwafreeka has now positioned himself as chairman of the National Hygiene Oversight Committee. Both camps are currently sharpening their tongues like warriors preparing for battle, and unless someone urgently donates Geisha soap and roll-on deodorant in the spirit of national unity, this war of words is far from over. For now, here at the Kalahari Desert News Desk, ours is simply eyes, ears, and unnecessary analysis as we continue monitoring this developing story from a safe distance preferably somewhere with proper ventilation. Stay tuned gaiz,, coz you know what,, I gatchuuu. Na kama kawa siku zote sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Gitz__ Kings siku zombo 💪💪

I've never found a Kenyan Podcast worth listening to apart from Ile ya Dr Kingori.

@mbiti_mwondi damianmathew96@gmail.com

Today being Sunday and given that I am feeling born again,I am giving The WiFi Economy Playbook for free. Just drop your email on this TL each of you will get the book for free. I hope in our next space we shall all objectively give our feedback on this. Those interested just reply with your official email address! Next week I release a psychological book “The African’s Man Identity Crisis” for men,the real masculinity talk ignore what you see on the TL!!

@alexmwanzo Waiting eagerly I have some few coins somewhere

Dollar at 160. Ei.

@Dr_AustinOmondi I try to read but Huwa nasahau immediately nikimaliza iyo kitabu sasa nikagive up tu.

The average Kenyan can finish a year without opening a book to read.

@AlhajiKe Babies missing will be a regular on the headlines

@RamzZy_ Exactly

50% of all the stress you carry as an adult is a result of you being afraid of telling grownups "JIDISHI MANZE!" or "HIYO HAINIHUSU!".

@davidamunga_ Any Redmi With Snapdragon Processor.

Looking for a medium range spec phone I can use for android dev work. What would you recommend has a baseline experience for 90% of users ? Samsung / Pixel / Nothing / Redmi ?

I Sometimes Question My Brain A Lot On Why I Have Never Managed To Grow And Earn On Social But Forgot That I Have 50,000 Members On Telegram And Earning Good Money Through Their Monetization.

@JoshOO1J Statistics karibu inimalize

Which unit was the hardest in your college days? You wouldn't believe mine 😂

@MuneneInc An a website to expose rogue landlords.

Kasongo madeni @WilliamsRuto How about if you introduce BRT buses instead of having to Dish out money to silence matatu cartels holding the economy hostage? What happened to commuter railway promises from London to France carrying out feasibility studies year in year out.

Discipline takes you far man. That's why those individuals who were self disciplined in primary school, high school and campus are progressing well in life. Discipline compounds. The rewards are fulfilling.

@Coolblondy @Tech_babby Would love to join such a class , can you share more lights on it?

@Tech_babby Am awaiting my 3 months class on AI & Automations to start next week. Will love to join the community. Shit loads of money waiting to be made

If you wanna get better at this AI thing. You need to join a community of people that are leveraging it, you need to move with people that know how to build & monietize it!! If that’s you.. let me know if you’re interested 👇🏽We’re building that community

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

@Ruthjelagat13 Once again 😀

Sitaki msahau with enough cement everyone can be light skinned 🤭🤭🤭 Anyways cheki dem😂😂😍

@StanChartKE Your Harambee Avenue Branch has the slowest service on this planet, 5 people can take 2 hours to be served.

@KhalifKairo Ayaaa

5 people would report to work at 11am , Disappear at 1pm or get drunk the whole afternoon. Thrice a week that is. I have given over half a million on this TL. Lakini i cannot give my hard earned money to a lazy drunkard who has no respect.

@MkenyaMzi Crazy amounts bruh, ads displayed on your channel and even selling unique usernames or simple services you get paid by stars then after 21 days you convert to ton then usdt.

What ??? Telegram pays