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@himeljoshi iFunny energy

@IhateMerkel22 Skill issue

The shower is the one place where you cant drown out thoughts with constant stimulation of your phone and this goycattle hates it

this was my favourite book when i was 10

@Ghastly_GH Doesn’t have have Furtnite total larp

I added my brother in the steam family to share the library, I think that was a mistake...

@ImperiumFirst The goyim have eyes

The goyim have officially gone insane

@cfcnyoro @M1L4GR03 Tony

@M1L4GR03 Name please

Instantly recognized this. Isn't this the girl that gangbanged her little brother with her friends?

@ravikiran_dev7 > Realized the future wasn't software. It was games. Games are software you dip

He dropped out of Harvard. He got scolded at Microsoft. And then Built a platform that owns 75% of all PC gaming. 🤯 >Meet Gabe Newell. > Born in Colorado. Grew up in Davis, California. > Got into Harvard. One of the hardest things to do on earth. > Dropped out anyway. > Was just hanging around his brother's Microsoft office one day. > Steve Ballmer caught him doing nothing. > Said "Be useful or leave." > He stayed. Got a job on the spot. 💀 > Became producer of the first two versions of Windows. > Sat at the centre of the biggest tech revolution in history. > Spent 13 years at Microsoft. Became a millionaire. > Then noticed something that broke his brain. > Doom — a video game — was installed on more computers than Windows 95. > The thing he had spent years of his life building. > A game was beating his operating system. > Realized the future wasn't software. It was games. > On his wedding day in 1996 — co-founded Valve. 🚀 > Poured his own Microsoft millions into it. > No safety net. Just belief. > First game — Half-Life. 1998. > Critics called it a masterpiece. Changed gaming forever. > Then came Counter-Strike. Portal. Left 4 Dead. DOTA 2. > But the real weapon was still coming. > In 2003 — launched Steam. > Gamers hated it at first. Called it DRM. Bloatware. Forced install. > He didn't budge. Kept building. 💀 > Added automatic updates. Cloud saves. Friends lists. > Then launched the Steam Sale. > The internet went insane. Every single time. > By 2011 — Steam controlled most of the downloaded PC games market. > Today — 132 million active users. > 50,000+ games in the library. > Takes 30% cut from every sale. > Valve has never gone public. Never raised funding. Never answered to anyone. > Net worth estimated at $9.5 billion. > Still refuses a corporate title. No CEO energy. Just "Gabe." > Employees pick their own projects. No managers. No hierarchy. > And Half-Life 3? > Still not out. Probably never will be. That's just how he rolls. 💀 > Said "I was willing to put my money where my mouth was." > Harvard rejected. Microsoft trained him. Gaming bowed to him. Absolute GOAT 🔥🐐

@Pandamoniumttv @Chimpnouts It’s called plantation simulator wtf do you expect

Plantation simulator new version is out.. The chimps and libs got to him, and now the slaves are white. Chargeback/refund the game.

@willowwhimsyy Request money through Venmo

how do i reach out to someone without reaching out to them

@DefiantLs Crack rock

What is this genre of music called?

Whatever pornstar you grew up to will always have a special place in your heart no matter how she look when she gets old

Why isn't Obama protecting us from ridiculous gas prices?

@kunaiears @thugmajesty7 Same thing

every friend group got that one homie that lost his way and is a shell of his former self

@SkinnyTuna There’s: Fat Retarded Gay You can choose 2 If you pick 3 you explode

is it ok to be old and chopped and unemployed and have acne and stink and smell bad and not go outside and be fat as well? and gay?

@radiantsoulls Is this a real emote?

this is exactly how korean men act with shit like this

昨天日本tiktok 一个美女主播在跳舞的时候 滤镜突然失效，暴露了原本的面貌 各位，这就是你们心心念念的女主播

@goober59914 Fleshlings are inferior RAM POWER

ur lowk a traitor to humanity and nature if you use ai

@____selah There was money in green energy Now there’s money in AI Bibliomaniac

i’m still trying to figure out how we went from "go green" to AI data centers in every state

@TropeCrafter @trinick $250

@trinick Its a parts blazer with no title

I am at my fucking limit