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@LaurenWitzkeDE LOLZ! you have a glaring and fatal "gross-to-net" problem with your analysis here, hun. 10k mail in votes for Gallrien....minus 8k for Massie. kinda important

Ed Gallrein received 10,854 “mail in” ballots votes tonight. Thomas Massie lost by 10,280 votes. That’s not a coincidence.

@mmjukic Math at best can tell you what, it can't tell you why. bad take

Then that leaves nothing but shepherding apes. x.com/gaussianReveri…

Human beings instinctively understand that the path to purification, virtue, and divine legitimacy is through self-abnegation. But the real self-abnegation is not inward obscurantism, it is studying mathematics and shepherding your fellow risen apes. That's the hardest thing.

@0rf because he's an Anti-Semite

Why don't you like Massie?

@RyanRozbiani Turns out Jew Hating is...not so popular in the real world. It might fly on the twits, though!

AMERICA LOST TODAY, Thank You Thomas Massie 🇺🇸 The Most Expensive House Primary in U.S. History Just Ousted Its Most Principled Member Over $34 MILLION was spent to remove Thomas Massie from Congress, the largest outside spending flood in House primary history. Most people STILL do not know the name of his opponent that won, but most of the country know Massie. The biggest spenders against him: - $7.5M: MAGA KY PAC, funded by billionaire Paul Singer and money tied to Miriam Adelson, who dropped $106M into pro-Israel PACs in 2024 - $4.1M: AIPAC's United Democracy Project - $3.9M: Republican Jewish Coalition Victory Fund More than $25.8 million of the total came from outside super PACs, not from voters in Kentucky's 4th District. Massie voted against unconditional military aid to Israel, pushed for Epstein file releases, and refused to rubber-stamp the "Big Beautiful Bill." That made him the most dangerous man in Congress to the establishment. American voters didn't fire Thomas Massie. Donors in Tel Aviv boardrooms and Manhattan hedge funds did. @RepThomasMassie is a TRUE PATRIOT.

@TheoVon @RepThomasMassie whoops

Lets gooo @RepThomasMassie

@KylePorterNS totally agree. now this is good content/comme3ntary. so much more inherently interesting and less tedious than the usual tempest-in-a-teapot golf media hobby horse topics

A group of (legit) media golfers should play all major courses the day before the tournament begins and report back like this. Would be awesome.

@LangmanVince faster than the spy-loving Eric Swalowswell?

The creepy weirdo Thomas Massie's chances of winning tomorrow have gone from 71% ten days ago to 44% today! If he loses tomorrow, it will mark the biggest and fastest political collapse in the history of America!

@mmjukic imagine listening to marko's doomcasting and missing one of the most face-melting rallies in risk assets in recent times

If Trump restarts the war, it will be an even dumber and more damaging unforced error than starting it in the first place, because now we have empirical evidence that bombing Iran achieves literally nothing while allowing them to justify blowing up the economy in retaliation.

@pete_rizzo_ please just stop with the supply shock stuff

SAMSON MOW SAYS MICHAEL SAYLOR AND ADAM BACK ARE ABOUT TO BUY SO MUCH #BITCOIN THEY WILL SET OFF A "SUPPLY SHOCK" EVERY COMPANY WILL HAVE A BTC TREASURY EXCHANGES WILL RUN OUT OF BTC IT'S COMING 🚀

@conorsen simply don't believe it

Minus 20

@robbysoave why are they wearing masks?

If you don't live in Navy Yard you can't imagine how bad things have gotten. I wouldn't have believed it without witnessing it. But it's now semi-common to see hordes of marauding teenagers fighting each other. A sad fate for a formerly nice neighborhood.

@MidwestGolfJake boring course boring tournamnent

Due to a combination of many things, I didn't get to see a lot of the PGA Championship this weekend. However, it seems to me like a less tree'd Aronomink stood up to the test! I get that some of the pins were very borderline and the rough was juicy, but we now have a template for challenging the best players in the world without making them play in a man made forest. What are your thoughts on the weekend? I'd like to see a lot more of this. I am very excited to see Shinnecock on a month.

@PeterLBrandt not sure what i do with this. the tape has been awesomely strong for weeks, thank goodness

The market today is voting for the man with the orange hair So far he is losing

@KylePorterNS Bob Harig

Who's more performative?

@charles270 deeply, deeply weird post

Michael Jackson’s worst songs are better than this.

@MidwestGolfJake @Top100Rick Golf media smh

@Top100Rick What if he was late because he had to drop a deuce...urgently?

This is crazy. Garrick Higo gets a 2 shot penalty for being 1 minute late to the tee! Is this too much of a penalty? I say no. You got one job. You get there on time. Now, maybe they dole out some penalties for slow play while they are at it!

BREAKING: Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey claims that the FBI is "under seige" and admits that he is still having active conversations with personnel within the FBI. Kasie Hunt: "Do you still talk to employees at the FBI regularly?" Comey: "I do... They're under siege." Why is an indicted man still in contact with the very same people who could be tasked with investigating him?

@MattSmethurst so great. too bad steve kerr became such a Liberal

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers. MJ: Yes. Reporter: By how much? MJ: Two or three points. Reporter: Why so close? MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.

@GeraldoRivera Pull yourself together, gerald

The cruise ship from hell. Despite reassurances of public health experts, the Hanta virus that showed up on board that cruise ship is freaking me out. The reassuring prognostications sound too much like the soothing words as Covid spread.

@jameslavish this is so bearish for bitcoin

Can I say something?