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@gemugirl @grok please what’s the name of this Jackie Chan’s comedy action movie?😅😅😂

When you are in danger. you must pretend to be blind.

They changed the format to accommodate Ajanaku😂😂😂

@nayibbukele @grok how much did it cost to build this?

The best hospital in Central America. With every medical specialty, the most advanced technology in the world, and top-quality care. Public. Dignified. Free. For everyone.

X is a mess

This 2 year old singer shocked everyone 🥹❤️

@grok This is the PSG official jersey you’re to use

@GregorUnited Sorry about the earlier version — kept your exact face, smile, expression & complexion this time with the proper PSG jersey. How does it look? ⚽🔵

@grok put me in a PSG jersey

@grok Why did you darken my face? And use the original PSG jersey. Not this one. Do it for this picture instead. And please don’t change my face or facial expression or complexion.

@GregorUnited Done! PSG jersey swapped in ⚽🔵 How does it look?

A man that sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one

The other day I said I can never ever be poor again if I touch 100 million naira. So here is exactly how I would spread a 100m across financial instruments. (1) ₦30m into Real Estate Funds: Property always appreciates and the rental income never stops. Paying between 8-12% per annum. (2) ₦25m into Treasury Bills and FGN Savings Bonds. Government backed, low risk, and paying between 18 to 22% annually in this current market. (3) ₦20m into Equity Funds: Let the stock market work over a 5 to 10 year horizon. Balanced Funds is currently at 35% YTD. high risks, high yield. (4) ₦15m into Money Market Funds: Liquid, safe, and consistently beating inflation. Consistently returned 15-21% per annum. (5) ₦7m into Commercial Paper: Short term, high yield, and underused by most retail investors. As high as 19-22% (6) ₦3m deployed as structured loans at agreed interest between 8-10% or more. That is 100 million naira across six instruments, generating income from multiple directions simultaneously. Even if two-three of them underperform, the others carry the weight. This is why I said what I said. Wealth is not about how much you earn. It is about how intelligently you deploy what you have. Caveat: Every single investment carries inherent risk. But if you ever go broke after touching 100 million naira, the problem was never the money. You’re just a mumu with money.

@UniqueAdeyemi @heismric 😂

@GregorUnited @heismric Exactly no time 😅 Fb 🤝

I think any skincare brand that can combine all these many items and steps into a single product men can use in one step would successfully get men using skincare. I don’t have time for layers of items on my face, many men won’t keep up too.

@Evans_sly @heismric 😂😂😂

@GregorUnited @heismric Thr container go burn ooo 🔥🔥😂😂😂

Years ago, I stood at the US embassy in Lagos, Walter Carington after multiple American visa rejections. Today, I opened my mailbox in Canada and held my Canadian passport as a citizen. 🇳🇬 → 🇨🇦 Life can really change in a few years. If you’re still in the middle of your journey, don’t give up yet.

inspired by those who set the standard. ✨

“A Retired Nigerian Police Officer Flew From Toronto To Abuja In February 2026… But What Happened To His Suitcase Afterwards Has Left Many Shocked 👀..The Baggage Swap Scam Has Now Reached Nigeria And Hardly Anyone Is Talking About It. Even The Media Is Silent.”

@B_Fernandes8 @El_marto9 @ManUtd @premierleague My leader. Come and help us in Nigeria

how can I assist you? ☕

Chelsea: We will qualify for Europa if Man United can help us beat Brighton. Sunderland: for here?

People ask me why Canada 🇨🇦 and not the US 🇺🇸 when I was planning my japa. I applied from Lagos 🇳🇬. Never been here before I landed. Here’s what I saw: The PR 🇨🇦 process is transparent. You know your score, your rank, your shot. Once you have PR, citizenship takes 3 years. Not decades. Healthcare doesn’t come with a bill. Canada’s 2026 immigration target: 380,000 new permanent residents. They are actively building toward you. Today the US told people living there legally for years to go back home and reapply. E be like ‘technical deportation’ for my eye 🤲🏾 I applied from Lagos and never once felt like I was begging. Nigerians abroad, what made you choose the country you ended up in?

Let me put you on to something (update) that can genuinely change your financial life for good. Go to the App Store or Google Play Store and download any of these language learning apps: Duolingo, Babbel, or Busuu. Pick one language and commit to it. French, German, Spanish, or Portuguese. Study consistently for 6 to 12 months, then sit the official certification exam for your chosen language. - For French, that is the DELF/DALF exam. - For German, it is the Goethe-Zertifikat. - For Spanish, it is the DELE. - For Portuguese, it is the CELPE-Bras. These certificates are internationally recognized and that is what employers actually want to see. Once you are certified, start applying. Here is where to look: The United Nations Careers Portal (careers.un.org) hires Translators, Interpreters, Language Editors, and Verbatim Reporters. These are mostly onsite roles in New York, Geneva, Vienna, or Nairobi. Entry-level salary starts around $60,000 to $80,000 per year. The French, German, or Spanish Embassies in your country regularly hire Local Staff Interpreters, Cultural Program Officers, and Administrative Officers who are bilingual. These are onsite roles paying roughly $30,000 to $60,000 per year depending on country. The European Union Careers Portal (epso.europa.eu) recruits Linguists, Translators, and Conference Interpreters. Mostly onsite in Brussels or Luxembourg. Starting salary ranges from €4,000 to €8,000 per month. Platforms like ProZ, Upwork, and TransPerfect hire freelance Translators and Remote Interpreters. These are fully remote. Rates run between $25 and $60 per hour depending on your language pair and experience. The African Development Bank, World Bank, and IMF also regularly post roles for Language Officers and Regional Interpreters, especially for French and Portuguese speakers across Africa. One language. 6 to 12 months. A globally recognized certificate. That is all it takes to unlock doors that most people do not even know exist. The information is free. The choice is yours. Above all, love God.