Ming the Merciless

@SpaceX No one is flying on starship... ever. Dear moon was the only chance and faith in starship was lost.

Watch Starship's twelfth flight test twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@AmazonHelp How about I tried to return an item from a third party, the return system printed a postage due envelope. Due to the size it costs $200 to return a 300$ item. Amazon just ensured the death of third party sales.

Hello! We're sorry to hear about the unpleasant experience, please send us a DM by choosing ""Send us a private message"" option below. and we'll be happy to escalate this for you, for your security, please refrain from sharing any account or order details until we provide you with verification steps in our private message. -Ahmad

@AmazonHelp your AI chat bot trying to "help" with returns is going to keep so many customers from dealing with amazon. Always have a go to agent button, no one should ever be trapped in AI hell.

@ImBreckWorsham If that's real then it's not centered and that's a worse crime.

@TiredActor Gotta stay on brand

Can I get a “yum”

Redemption

@TiredActor That's my favorite thing about you

Oh hey I’m live twitch.tv/tired_actor

@austinxxxii @sarahsweetiie No one needs this kind of negativity in their life.

@sarahsweetiie by eating balanced meals, rather than ones that consist of only carbs (example: pretzel bucet) - hope this helps! 👍

computah how do i get all the necessary nutrients i need to keep living without eating everything

@ImBreckWorsham @netanyahu All benny is doing is breeding antisemitism.

🤣😂🤣😂 Fuck you, @netanyahu. 🖕 Sit down.

@DJSnM I'll be honest, my first thought was to look for the SCE switch.

One of my co-owners has made a modification which I did not approve of.

@TiredActor An invitation to the temu influencer program? Be weary of people offering just the tip.

Mr. Temu has reached out to me personally

@elonmusk Falcon is fit for its purpose, so it works. Starship is unfit for its purpose so it does not.

Falcon has landed

@DanRamo07555230 @davepl1968 NIS (yp) and NIS+ were the precursors to LDAP more than DNS. They allowed businesses to allow logins to any computer without that computer having to know about the account.

@davepl1968 Didn't you skip over Yellow Pages (yp) and NIS service, the predecessor to DNS?

Before DNS, the Internet ran on a single text file. You wanted a hostname? You emailed Elizabeth Feinler’s team at SRI. They edited their local HOSTS.TXT and then everyone downloaded the new copy! That worked… until it didn’t. By 1983, it was obvious this wouldn’t scale, so Paul Mockapetris created DNS: distributed, hierarchical, no single point of failure. The modern Internet exists because we stopped relying on one file to keep it all straight!

@ImBreckWorsham Voting absentee is fine, peppering the countryside with ballots no one asked for, like cali did, is not. Which is happening here?

Trump is pushing to ban mail in ballots as he, himself, just voted again by mail. You can't make it up. #TrumpVotesByMail

@sarahsweetiie So you're trying to attract clowns?

I am tired of men

@sarahsweetiie Assigned Bad Ass Bitch

Abab - assigned bottom at birth

@TheLos @TiredActor Get you a girl who looks at you the way Ali looks at cake.

@TiredActor 🫶❤️

Thank you for all the birthday wishes! I had a lovely day of rest and community 🩷 here’s to 26!

@eevblog What do you mean 3 years away? That's what LA looked like a year ago.

I don't wish to alarm anyone, but it's only 3 years away. You might want to start prepping.

@ScottDMenzel @projecthailmary @AmazonMGMStudio @philiplord @chrizmillr Starring discount Markiplier

Project Hail Mary is an epic cinematic achievement. Phil Lord and Chris Miller somehow manage to raise the bar once again, delivering what is not only their most ambitious film to date, but arguably their most accomplished. The scope and scale is immense, yet the storytelling remains intimate. I was completely immersed and felt every ounce of emotion, isolation, and anxiety right alongside the characters. Ryan Gosling was the perfect choice for the role of Ryland Grace, delivering an emotional, funny, and poignant performance that reaffirms why he is one of the finest actors working today. Gosling anchors the film with humanity and nuance, making the spectacle feel personal and the stakes so profoundly real. And of course, I couldn’t help but fall in love with Rocky. The bond between him and Grace is the heart and soul of this story. And the film’s ultimate secret weapon is Daniel Pemberton’s score. I rarely use the M word but Project Hail Mary is a masterpiece and very likely a major awards player across the board. #ProjectHailMary

@TiredActor I don't know, I saw you in an inflatable pig suit.

Nothing sexier than this

@ImBreckWorsham Is that redaction easily removable too?

"Age 10."