Hannah Foust

Him: come over Me: I can't, I'm at the beach Him: chicken nuggets are buy one, get one free

If you see me crying in the next few days, mind ya business. I have a full blown toddler and I am not okay

BLANEY WINS IT

I wish I could move far, far away from this godforsaken town and all the godforsaken people in it.

Like the guys that wear rings on their pointer finger? I judge tf out of them, do you do it cause it’s cool? Fashion? You like it? What is it? Who hurt you?

I just don’t trust a man who wears rings that isn’t his wedding band

And that’s my mans...oof

I’d kill for a pepperoni pizza with garlic sauce rn

Always

Bristol has started this cool, fun thing where she pulls my hair and then LAUGHS

Quote of the day: You got the wrong bitch on the right day. Happy Monday my doods

@victorious0ne That is terrifying tho, get cameras!!!

@victorious0ne Me, I have a guard dog

This halftime show sucks

@RealFAllred_4 We hope so 🥴

Does Tom Brady retire after this win?

Can’t buy stocks, can’t sell crack, can’t do shit in America

I contain how much I hate @McDonalds I hope the one in Randleman burns down to the ground

Never in my life thought I’d be booing and cheering at a UFC fight but here we are

@victorious0ne I swear when stuff first started opening back up, a felt a dude at a gas station literally felt him breathing down my neck. I was like I don’t want you this close to me not in a pandemic