Champagne Mami

AT&T has a nationwide cellular outage; their customers can’t even call 911 in case of emergency, yet they somehow had the capability to send me a text just now to remind me that my payment is due tomorrow. 🤔

Hi @SpiritAirlines I’m on flight 3954 from Orlando to Boston. We haven’t even taken off yet and it has been the worst experience of my life. 2 and a half hours late taking off and no explanation. I am disgusted.

Heard someone refer to ‘sexual tension’ as ‘bangxiety’ and I am so here for it.

.@Uber I have a son I have to pick up on the way home as well. Sometimes he will wait hours for me to pick him up because of constant cancelled rides. I tip at least 50% every time and have been using uber forever

Hey @Uber I’m a human who can’t drive due to a unique eye condition which prohibits me from driving. 75% of your drivers cancel my ride when they realize how close the ride is. I live too far from work to walk but too close for your greedy drivers to want to drive me home.

I’m not ooookkkkayyy, I’m not okkkkkayyyyyy

RIP Barking Dog 🥲

Mean Girls is a work of art.

Omg

If you love Saves The Day can I get a Hell Yeah

@shaylanicole__ One million percent

The more your husband hates your outfit the more compliments you get on it from the girls and the gays (which are the only opinions that matter tbh)

@sampalpal At the North Shore Mall? Hell yeah.

Anyone else remember the Warner Brothers store or am I just aging myself ??

Happy Birthday "Enema Of The State" 🎂

“i can make time” is a love language

Do I need to date Michael Rapaport?

How I feel every Wednesday night watching #pumprules

No one: No one at all: Not one single person: Tom Sandoval: "dipped out" #PumpRules

A 21 year old just taught me what Rolling Loud Fest is, I in turn taught him what Warped Tour was.

Watching Jersey Shore as an adult… wowwww Ron is so toxic.