Hayley Simpson

I won’t be using Twitter anymore. You can find me on instagram!

I’m a simple girl. I watch The Bear. I buy a tasting spoon.

I just found out you CAN eat too many jelly beans….

Pining for the cool erasers at The Scholastic Book fair emotionally prepared me for this economy…

Woke up today at 5am after my dog pooped all over. Unrelated, anyone want a rug… …or a 13 year old dog?

If you think about it, If I sleep in long enough then I’ll actually be on time… …nope that’s not how that works…

Are we moving to threads?

@procrastnwriter @aadip Yikesssssss…….

AI is one of the WGA's & one of my major personal concerns. Even if it's just a novelty competition, replacing human readers/story analysts/execs w/ AI sets a scary precedent. AI has ingested too much biased content to be a fair arbiter of writing by humans. #HumansReadingHumans

I have had burritos more supreme than the this court…

I haven’t died yet!

Colin Farrell speaks at the WGA picket line: "It's a testament to the arrogance of those at the top that these people are now out of work because they are doing the right thing." bit.ly/3p3rx91

David Zaslav, famously well-liked by everyone.

@WGAWest @WGAEast Give ‘em hell. See you on the picket lines in my neighborhood ✊🏼

The Board of Directors of the @WGAwest and the Council of the @WGAeast, acting upon the authority granted to them by their memberships, have voted unanimously to call a strike, effective 12:01 AM, Tuesday, May 2.

Therapist: well what do you think you need to do about your racing thoughts? Me: turn it off then back on again? Therapist: …………… Me: …………….I’ll see you next week….

@thehandsomepage Thanks! Can you audio record this so I can play it over my lunch break everyday?

@HayleyComedy You got this. I know it.

First week working at a new video game job. Me: I have no idea what I’m doing but if I just read enough Slack messages then I’ll figure it out. Also me: No……….no you won’t……

@procrastnwriter My dialogue. Me: shit…

This last month has been a wild ride. 1) almost died. 2) Finished 2 scripts. 3) Getting ready for a playtest for my own TTRPG system. 4) Landing the biggest gig to date with a video game company. Maybe I need to almost die more often…

@procrastnwriter I’d need to add 20 forgotten projects to that one too.