Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ

@HieronymusBonn

this sunken-eyed young Platonist will tow you ten wakes round the world

the infinite sea of electrons Katılım Aralık 2013

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·9 Mar

Update: I'm Dr. Jackpots

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·27 Nis

@alexpriou

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Alex Priou@alexpriou·24 Nis

The reason so many philosophers didn’t have children is that it’s hard to think all day after your toddler bursts into your bedroom at 5:30am screaming “Cock-a-doodle-doo! It’s wake up time!”

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·23 Şub

average Solon enthusiast

Matthew Goldin@matthewgoldin

Awesome life so far. Childhood and college were a blast, and so far my early career is going swimmingly. Let’s hope everything keeps going smoothly so I can wrap this up quickly without any issues.

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·25 Oca

@ipaddlearound

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paddle@ipaddlearound·25 Oca

if youve ever lost a woman you know what its like to feel really fucked up and bad. there isnt a second half to this statement

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·5 Oca

@ipaddlearound average Casaubon enthusiast

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paddle@ipaddlearound·4 Oca

i figured it out btw. dm me if you want the key to it all

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·11 Ara

@LAlNLAlN Heaven and earth will pass away, but your posts will never pass away 🙏

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hope@LAlNLAlN·10 Ara

I am not understood in my time but in retrospect the truth of my words will be appreciated

hope@LAlNLAlN

studying Russian in undergrad is to pseudo-intellectualism what learning Japanese as a white guy is to ephebophilia

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brent@murrman5·1 Eki

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·2 Ara

@LenhardtStevens "Justice is the advantage of the stronger." -- Plato

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·22 Eki

@meno86b always "KEHH-bays," never "Seebs" 😤

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Amelia@meno86b·22 Eki

Emergency teaching question: what is the cool chill and normal way to pronounce "Cebes"

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·14 Eki

@backhoe_mix $5800-$6400 is nothing I haven't dealt with before, but it *is* too low! . . . *touching earpiece*

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·2 Eki

@backhoe_mix goodnight, sweet princes🫗

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·21 Eyl

@particularwill even better, infinite wisdom glitch

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Will@particularwill·21 Eyl

I thought I cancelled an order because the address was slightly off (they made me place it again)…infinite money glitch?

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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ@HieronymusBonn·10 Eyl

@CosmonautMag x.com/skwthomas/stat…

Stephen Thomas@skwthomas

Me: Marx didn’t predict I’d use adderall to respond to texts haha Scholar’s QT of page 651 of Capital: 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡s 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑇𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑠

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