Diabeetus

1. If you haven’t already, gtfo of your hometown. Moving solo to a city where you know basically nobody unlocks two things: (1) You’re the author of your own story. You choose your friends and vibe based on who you want to become, not proximity; (2) Your environment sets your floor and ceiling. Change the environment, change the trajectory. 2. If you’re dating someone who’s genuinely wifey material in your late 20s, don’t fumble it lightly. Quality women who want partnership get locked down by their late 20s, early 30s max. After that it gets way more complicated. Don’t let a great thing slip away chasing some imaginary perfect scenario. Getting married is ultimately a decision (and that decision is you deciding to nut up). 3. Take lower pay, mid location, cringe job title. Just make sure you’re in an industry you actually care about. Grinding up in something you love beats pivoting your entire career at 35 when you finally admit you hate what you do. 4. Get financially literate. Read Rich Dad Poor Dad if you’re starting from zero. Then open a Robinhood account, grab some assets, and stack wealth while you sleep. Compounding is real but only if you start early. 5. If you’re “never having kids,” don’t lock into that identity too hard. I was the same in my 20s. Had them in my 30s and realized this is literally what we’re here for. All my fears about being a selfish or terrible dad vanished the second I met my kid. You’re just all in. You’d die for them without thinking. No way to explain it until you’re there.​ It’s just magical. 6. People don’t really care or think about you even a fraction as much as you think they might. They’re caught up with their own shit. Getting them to share that shit with you is how you forge real relationships. Care about others, and they’ll care about you. 7. You’re going to fuck up and do embarrassing shit. Good. That’s not failure, that’s tuition. The guys who never embarrass themselves never actually tried anything.

@functi0nZer0 Noooo Laurence, do not draw early conclusions, do not give up to hate, noooooo

I happen to think it’s okay to comment on a mass stabbing that happened in the town my father grew up in, actually

@functi0nZer0 They wouldn't have to rumage that much if he had a Digital ID.

> officers worked quickly and diligently > guy visited a library and was caught on seventeen billion CCTV cameras

@OlimpioCrypto @cobie @cobie rn

WE ARE SO BACK coinbase.eth just purchased cobie's $25,000,000 NFT to force him and ledger, "like monkeys", to come back and do 8 episodes @cobie it's on your field now

@SBF_FTX @GETTRofficial GM (get mauled in jail)

gm @GETTRofficial gettr.com/user/sbf_gettr

> looks like possibly severe CIRS > or we’re getting spiritually attacked Ah yes, the two reasons for ill health Has someone checked in on the Etsy witches lately

@functi0nZer0 You just misremember the episode where he was saying that inbetween "heyyy" and "i love gabagool"

I don’t remember Tony Soprano saying any of this

@CoochLord god, please, smite this nigga

god please give us a bart simpson ive revised my ways

@JW100x Some might say he have the nose for it

Can we lock him up

@its_airdrop @flyingtulip_ Only in crypto you'll find people willing to be raped over and over again

Andre Cronje's new project @flyingtulip_ recently raised $200M at $1B valuation. • Backed by Brevan Howard Digital, CoinFund, etc • They plan on a $800M public sale in the near future • No initial allocation for team members • Team is compensated via open-market buybacks funded by revenue • Product: [Full-stack on-chain exchange] - Spot trading - Derivatives - Lending & money markets - Native stablecoin (ftUSD) - On-chain insurance • Competing with Coinbase, Binance, and at the product level with Aave, Uniswap, Ethena, Hyperliquid ICO/ Public Raise season again?

@0xbags Fiskars, my man

the aesthetics of my neatly stacked wood pile 🤌

@0xbags Gotta love your pasta arc. And same for carbonara, no fucking cream for the love of god.

pasta alpha: fettuccine alfredo should have no cream, simply just butter, parmigiano-reggiano and pasta water and if you do it right it’s fucking delicious but tonight we’re getting fancy and adding some meyer lemon zest and fresh chili to finish 🤌

@functi0nZer0 He's ready

Landed in Seoul, got to a bar in Gangnam Immediately made plans to go up to the DMZ tomorrow morning Planning on having a Nork sniper see me mouth the words “Fuck Kim Jong Un” and blow my head smoove off

@kirbxbt only if u were a worm

do you guys like me

@RedVin8 @ChillHouseSOL

Pov: you joined the @ChillHouseSOL telegram

@wronguser000 Kinda tempted by jto

Cut a good bunch of $ENA idk just not feeling the PA I should prob just get a spot bag and remove it from my HL watchlist, there are much better setups to trade rn

@CoochLord @tervoooo I really need to stop that daily mango loco habit I picked up. But, man, they are fucking great (drinking one rn).

@tervoooo nothing beats the mango loco imo

@zachxbt @lookonchain @jpthor Sounds like a massive retard

@lookonchain @jpthor Also in a recent documentary about the Bybit hack in an interview he defended DPRK’s right to hack/exploit teams.

JP(@jpthor), the co-founder of THORChain and Vultisig, was scammed out of ~$1.3M by North Korean hackers in a conference call scam. Ironically, according to @zachxbt, JP and his products have benefited from helping the North Korean hackers launder funds. etherscan.io/tx/0x348c67dd3…