Kally

Romney can't even name 3 ramen noodle flavors, he don't know the struggle.

Sorry I didn?t get your text.. LOL JUST KIDDING, I ignored that shit.

#IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou That you're ratchet.

Niggas will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

Some Females Need to Stop Letting The Words "I Love You" Be The Password To Their V.

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass hoes..

NO, you don?t have ?haters?. People just don?t like you. Get over yourself hoe.

THICK is when you have a flat stomach & a fat ass & some thighs . . . if you got the thighs & booty AND a big ass stomach , you just fat .

I'm tired of fat hoes calling themselves "thick". Bitch, yo fat ass can't even bend over and touch your toes without falling

If you have to SNEAK to do it, LIE to cover it up, or DELETE it to avoid it being seen then maybe you SHOULDN'T be doing it anyway.

You can pretend we are strangers, but I have seen you naked before

Most girls: "I hangout with guys, there's less drama." Me: "I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."

Rape Is The Dumbest Crime EVER ... Why Rape A Innocent Person, When Hoes Be Out Here THROWING The Pussy Around Out Here Like Its Nothing.

#IDontHaveTimeFor For games. Either your apart of my life or your not. if you wanna walk out, then ill hold the door open for you.

Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..

I might flirt, but I know exactly who I want.

Hoes now a days coming outside looking like a damn rainbow. Red weave, green nails, blue eyes, and yellow teeth

*spank*. DIDN'T .*spank*. I .*spank* TELL .*spank*. YOU .*spank*. TO .*spank*. clean .*spank* UP? Move ya hand! ...MOVE YA HAND!

#MistakesBoysMake: making his girl feel like she's in competition with any other girl.

Realshit, Twitter taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.