Lexi Hughes

bananas just be in the smoothie whoopin everybody else ass

It's saying my dasher hasn't been born yet

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

and for the lady….. 50,000,000 bags of welch’s fruit snacks

11AM be coming fast in a hotel… like damn, let me find my stuff first! 😭😂

i’m still not over this note from my fiancé and it’s been over a year

Nearly 20 years after her debut album opened with 40,000 copies, Taylor Swift has broken the record for biggest album debut in U.S. history at 4 million.

Taylor Swift is quite literally the only person on earth that gets this much hate and discourse for being happy and loving her job

I just love living in a timeline where the biggest artist on the planet is a woman

when it’s “that’s that me espresso” and “you can take me hot to go” it’s fun silly pop music! but when it’s taylor swift it’s cringey millennial 3rd grade writing ok got it.

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid.

I'm about to start telling people “as long as that makes sense to you”when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

ALL CHARLIE KIRK DID WAS HAVE A RESPECTFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREED WITH

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

one thing i know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about

at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine