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@BamaSaltyMarine Dude my wife fingered my ass using Vaseline and I swear I walked faster for two days.

Chet Holmgren whenever he plays Wemby

@BrentScher @realDailyWire @DispatchAlerts @lukerosiak Bad goy

Most bizarre moment of our day in Ohio. A reporter from @DispatchAlerts came up to @lukerosiak after his presser with Vivek to ask how to spell his name. We told him, and recommended he just go read his stories on @realDailyWire. We offered to send him a link…and he declined! He kinda grunted and shuffled away.

Young men are radicalizing online at alarming rates. To understand the appeal of the manosphere, we interviewed a Yale grad at an oat-milk-only coffee shop in Newport who explained that what these men really need is to be called racist and sexist even more often

thought my date was going well but at the end she booped me on the head with her box of leftovers and said “take care sport”

@IuSloth Take a walk around campus with your most played songs from the last 4 years. It’ll get ya

With this being my last week in Bloomington, does anyone have any very niche things/activities that I should do here before I leave?

@zachlanebryan @Caamp If you’re actually getting into it, tightlinevideos on YouTube has the best tutorials out there

What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?

@John_R_666 @anon_opin How much do you pay the guy to jack the leather?

@anon_opin So far I've left my wallet, leather jacker and my handmade snooker cue in various pubs. And I got them all back next day. 👍

IT Professional here. If I gave you a piece of jewellery worth £2000 you'd guard it with your life. But if it has a screen a keyboard you'll treat it like shit and leave it in a pub. OK.

@FBGreatMoments Eric Ebron for like 3/4 a season

Name a tight end nobody remembers who was actually elite.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 “Oxtail”

A customer submitted a food delivery complaint using an AI generated image to make their food appear undercooked and was able to get a refund

@redditbutfunny Fun cuck

@rmpoboy @Wizelycook Round 2 starts as soon as both teams are done

@Wizelycook How dumb is OP? Round two starts the same date regardless.

Lakers clearly losing on purpose to prolong luka and reaves recovery LMFAOOOOOO

@W_B_Rick If we’re being real, anyone who doesn’t have a student ID is permitted as long as they pass one test…

If nobody else has the courage to do it then I will. Here’s my plan to save Little 5.

@sal_thick W drink, don’t lie to your mom though

“Yeah mom I’m pretty much gonna live at the library until finals are over”

@GoldandBurner @kendelliott My junior year in 2024 and senior year in 2025 were so drastically different, it was mostly students one year, then the next it looked like a section 8 block party

@kendelliott The little 5 takeover has been happening for 20+ years.

IU has to find a way to stop the Little 500 takeover that has happened the last few years It was always wild but it was never dangerous. As an alum I feel bad for the students who have had this experience taken from them

@hoosierman22 @mihirved_ We don’t want the blacks.

@mihirved_ Mihir say what you really mean

Kirkwood during little 500 week is officially for anyone besides students. Just a mess and the bars are full of people who have nothing to do with Indiana University. Such a shame