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Told this painter to paint my new apartment off white and he painted it this Is this offwhite? 😭

Finishing: Joao Pedro >>>>>>> Jackson. Off ball movements: Jackson>>>>>>>>>> Joao Pedro. Link up play: Joao Pedro>>>>>>>>> Jackson. Pace: Jackson >>>>>>>>>> Joao Pedro. Ball carrying: Joao Pedro>>>>>>>>> Jackson. Dribbling: Joao Pedro>>>>>>>>> Jackson. Decision making: Joao Pedro>>>>>>>>> Jackson. Pressing/Work rate: Jackson>>>>>>>> Joao Pedro. Creativity: Joao Pedro>>>>>>>> Jackson. Versatility: Joao Pedro>>>>>>>>> Jackson. Jackson gives you chaos. Joao Pedro gives you actual football quality. Pick your poison.

Joao Pedro is not even better than Jackson

Joao Pedro is not even better than Jackson

Jamie Gittens’ last 16 dribbles… 🤣🤣🤣

We no even touch am sef 😂😂

Guy na fresher pay for my transport today, shame no gree me tell am thanks 😭😭😭

My friend finished NYSC I think in December or so. Since this year started he’s been telling me the same thing every week. “Guy, I’m tired” “Job no dey”
“Things for my house no be normal again”. At first I thought it was normal post NYSC stress but it wasn’t. The pressure from his family was too much, constant reminders that he was sitting at home, comparisons with others even his younger ones started talking to him like he was useless Then they told him to take a teaching job 50k salary. He refused at first when he told me about it I told him it was a bad idea plus we did calculations, if he removes tfare and data money he’s left with just 15k, I told him straight up not to take it he also agreed not because he felt too big but because he knew his worth and didn’t want to rush into something that would trap him. You guys won’t believe his family called him lazy. I was so pissed when he told me because this guy graduated with 4.36 cgpa and he was actively applying and going for interviews He told me, “I don’t even feel like a human being in that house anymore” By March, the pressure became too much. He finally took the teaching job because he just needed peace and a reason to leave that house every day. This morning he called me that he just got a job an entry level role that pays X8 of the teaching job with good HMO🥹🥹🥹he resumes first week of June. Honestly, I think about everything he went through and I just keep one thought in my mind Parents need to do better

Xabi Alonso is an upgrade on Maresca for me. More tactically flexible, better man-management, stronger personality, and his football feels more adaptive instead of rigid. Instead of forcing players into a system that clearly doesn’t suit them.

A yahoo boy came to marry my 23-year-old sister last December. She told us in October last year that her boyfriend would be coming to pay her bride price in December. Fortunately, they came for an introduction before then. They arrived with three cars. When they entered our compound, my sister’s husband-to-be was holding up his trousers with his hand. I was shocked. I asked her how old the guy was, and she said he was 25 years old. When they left, my dad called her and told her that the marriage would not hold because he observed something strange about the guy. My sister ran after them and followed them home. After five days, she came back with brûises on her left eye. My dad saw her and walked past without saying anything. She has never mentioned that guy again since then.

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