Matt Conner

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Matt Conner

Matt Conner

@ItsMattConner

Founder/Host of @HearResistance and @analogue_io | Longtime music journo | Former pastor/church planter | A long obedience in the same Adam Duritz-led direction

Indianapolis, IN Katılım Ocak 2012
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If anyone wants to join me for coffee and a beagle this morning, let me know.
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Brotisserie chicken: the type that holds up its wing to hi-five you every time it spins.
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I wonder if Ewoks have Endor plumbing.
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@51Wad interested but i can't message you
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Underrated current TV series: Hacks Underrated all-time TV series: The Americans
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The best U.S. presidents to be around were James Funroe and Good Bro Wilson.
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@uhaveuntillunch Been brilliant for a long time! Just so glad you're seeing this through!
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I woke up angry today that part of my permanent memory is committed to knowing rap lyrics like: "Thinking of a way to explain-oh / Cause you know that I'm flowin' like a bottle of Drano.'
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Pretty sure Jesus worked out, at least on a light-to-moderate level: "My yoga's easy and my burden is light."
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Every single one of us has a pet name we call(ed) one of our grandparents that was endearing in the moment but sounds like the craziest baby talk or alien gibberish if you were to ever say that same word elsewhere.
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Perhaps the best deterrent to me living a life of crime wasn't growing up in church but an early realization that I have completely flat feet. "Okay, we're looking for a man who somehow leaves a complete impression of a foot. I've never seen anything like it."
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Shoe salesman: "How can I help you?" Me: "Let's say a person has the sort of feet that might feel at home in, say, a shire..."
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