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BREAKING: CNN suffers a humiliating public defeat as their disastrous Donald Trump town hall interview backfires. The entire reason they allowed it was to boost ratings — which it barely managed to do. Nielsen ratings reveal that just two days after the interview CNN is struggling at fourth place in the ratings for primetime news network. What's far worse is that CNN is even being beat by Newsmax — a deranged MAGA conspiracy theory network that pulled in 357,000 viewers compared to CNN's 335,000. Clearly, giving Trump free airtime to spew lies about the 2020 election and smear his sexual assault victims is not working for CNN. They should go back to actually reporting the news! Retweet if it serves CNN right!

BREAKING: Donald Trump completely melts down after the jury rules in favor of E. Jean Carroll, awards her $5 million in damages, and labels him a sexual abuser for the rest of human history. Trump took to his cesspit social media website Truth Social and claimed in alls cap that he has "ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO THIS WOMAN IS" and said the "VERDICT IS A DIGRACE." He insisted that it's just another part of "THE GREATEST WITCH HUNT OF ALL TIME!" While MAGA Republicans are likely to close ranks with their cult leader and insist that he's innocent despite the verdict, this news is likely to badly damage him in the 2024 election if he snags the Republican nomination. Retweet if you think that the jury made the right decision!

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene kicks the crazy up to 11 and gives a truly bizarre speech about pornography at a keynote speech at the Putnam County Lincoln Reagan Dinner. “There is a website. You may or may not have heard about it, called PornHub,” said Greene. “It is a disgusting porn website. As a matter of fact, it should be illegal. I don’t even know why it exists.” Greene's porn rant got even weirder as she claimed that she recently found out that Hunter Biden allegedly has "multiple accounts" on “this Pornhub, pornography, sex website" that are "still live and active" and says that he "posted" videos — which sure sounds like Greene is regularly and obsessively checking in on Hunter. It should be noted that Greene is no babe in the woods and was exposed for cheating on her husband with a "polyamorous tantric sex guru." Her feigned ignorance about pornography is a yet another pathetic effort to convince voters that she is some kind of "real" Christian. Retweet if you think that Hunter Biden is WAY more moral than Marjorie Taylor Greene!

BREAKING: Whistleblower drops bombshell, reveals that the wife of Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, Jane Roberts, has raked in a whopping $10 million from “corporations and law firms” for placing top lawyers with them since her husband has led the Supreme Court. The whistleblower is “a disgruntled former colleague of Roberts, who says that as the spouse of the most powerful judge in the United States, the income she earns from law firms who practice before the Court should be subject to public scrutiny.” The whistleblower says, “When I found out that the spouse of the chief justice was soliciting business from law firms, I knew immediately that it was wrong. During the time I was there, I was discouraged from ever raising the issue. And I realized that even the law firms who were Jane's clients had nowhere to go. They were being asked by the spouse of the chief justice for business worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, and there was no one to complain to. Most of these firms were likely appearing or seeking to appear before the Supreme Court. It's natural that they'd do anything they felt was necessary to be competitive." RT and ❤️ to expose the corruption of Chief Justice Thomas and his wife — and follow us on new Twitter alternative Tribel.com before Musk blocks this link to download their app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

BREAKING: Rep. Adam Schiff slams Justice Clarence Thomas for corruptly selling property to a Republican billionaire and Justice Neil Gorsuch for selling property to a lawyer whose firm had business before the Supreme Court — blatant bribery — Schiff points out that "neither disclosed the buyer" and asks "how much more proof" we need to realize that the Supreme Court is in desperate need of a code of ethics. RT IF YOU SUPPORT NEW STRICT RULES FOR THE COURT!

@LegionHoops Themselves

Who’s stopping this squad?

BREAKING: Sen. Mitt Romney says if the “reports are accurate” about Clarence Thomas taking bribes from a Republican megadonor billionaire for decades “it stinks.” RT IF THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND THOMAS MUST RESIGN!

BREAKING: Justice Clarence Thomas' corruption scandal EXPLODES as it's revealed that the Republican billionaire who has been bribing him for decades with luxury trips and private plane travel also purchased properties from Thomas and his relatives — meaning that cash flowed directly from him to Thomas and the deeply crooked Thomas never never it. RT IF YOU WANT CLARENCE THOMAS IMPEACHED IMMEDIATELY!

BREAKING: Trump’s former right-hand woman Kellyanne Conway is “really concerned” that young voters are going to show up to vote Democrat because they don’t like the GOP’s stance on “abortion, perhaps, or guns, or climate change” and the left could become a “turnout machine with young people.” RT IF YOU THINK THAT REPUBLICANS ARE DOOMED WITH YOUNG VOTERS!

@__ChrisCote Jets missing out on OBJ.

What’s the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

BREAKING: The Former Secretetary-General of NATO warns that Donald Trump getting the Republican nomination would be a "geopolitical catastrophe" because during the campaign "his influence would be destructive." RT IF YOU WOULD NEVER VOTE FOR TRUMP!

BREAKING NEWS: During under oath testimony in the Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit, FOX “News” host Sean Hannity testifies that he “did not believe” Trump’s Big Lie “for a second” — but chose to push it anyways for an entire two years. RT TO EXPOSE SEAN HANNITY AS A FRAUD!

RT if you won your playoff matchup!!

BREAKING: Biden's Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre rips into Republican Elon Musk for his QAnon call to "prosecute" Dr. Fauci, says such "personal attacks" are "disgusting," "incredibly dangerous," and "divorced from reality." RT TO THANK JOE BIDEN FOR STANDING WITH FAUCI!

Senators who have unlimited sick days and make $174,000 TAXPAYER dollars per year had the nerve to vote against giving rail workers 7 sick days.

This is how you write a headline. Thank you, @NPR.

BREAKING: Radio shock jock Howard Stern urges Americans to vote for Democrats because the “only fucking issue on the table” is saving democracy to prevent “waking up” in a “dictatorship” run by election-denying MAGA Republicans. RT TO THANK HOWARD STERN FOR SPEAKING OUT!

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton slams Republicans for pretending to care about “crime” while they’re simultaneously mocking the brutal attack on Paul Pelosi and “trying to turn it into a joke” in an “incredibly obvious” display of “hypocrisy.” RT IF YOU THINK THAT SHE’S SPOT ON!