Jamie Rivard

When this crazy bird app dies. I don’t want to lose the connections made through fandoms & life. My IG is jrivard926, tumblr & discord are jlr926. I haven’t checked out Mastadon yet. But all of my tags will be on my IG.

@UpTambourine Same! And as someone who is horribly allergic to tree pollen and ragweed, no thanks!

Have you ever smelled a child that comes inside from playing? I dont like my laundry smelling like that. Outside has a smell and it's gross. Lol

@doctor_birkin The one in the middle.

【Here Comes a New Challenger】 Three patients injured in a traffic accident have just arrived at the emergency room. Who would you treat first?

@ronsterd89 Bacon, onion & garlic

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@messedupfoods Is it to make one universal lid so they don’t have to make separate ones for Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb?

why is there a "P" on this McDonalds beverage cup

@Mr_Husky1 We could make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When she noticed we stayed consistent with that option, she stopped making it as frequently. For me it was pot roast and beef stroganoff. Although we always had to try a few bites to see if we actually didn’t like it.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@TheJoeySwoll My husband is an accountant at a credit union and still takes his lunch everyday. Me, I take a whole feast of options, because 1:30 me might not be hungry for the same thing 8:00 me wanted.

@Emmonspired @JesterJum I’m 43 & had shingles 10 years ago. I still have nerve damage from it. That shit was brutal.

@JesterJum Yes, that's how I was able to get chicken pox as a kid. But - I also had shingles at age 19. We did not have a Shingles party. That shit sucked.

Did you know previous generations held "chicken pox parties"? Where if one kid got the pox, they would get all the kids together for a party so it spread and they all got it. To "get it out of the way". That is absolutely insane to me and borderline child abuse.

@themacdennis @doranmaul @thegarybrecka I’m that way with raw cucumber. But mass produced pickles, I can eat those no problem.

@JLR926 @doranmaul @thegarybrecka I have a severe reaction (everyone does, but mine is more) to raw pineapple and if goes away I'd cooked, I love pineapple chicken

Why do people only lose control around packaged foods? No one binges on: - Steak - Eggs - Potatoes - Fruit That tells you everything you need to know.

@DeikusAlexander @doranmaul @thegarybrecka I’ve only had it cinnamon, but pink salt sounds amazing.

@JLR926 @doranmaul @thegarybrecka Little pink salt on that mfer ooooo

@doranmaul @thegarybrecka Have you ever had grilled pineapple?

@thegarybrecka Try me with a whole pineapple sometime

@you_land_airr If you’re talking about a uterine ablation, it’s a real thing. I had it done at 38, best decision ever. My periods were so heavy I was anemic. Kids were off table completely. It’s been 5 years, haven’t regretted it. Definitely talk to your doctor.

So, when you’re on your period you can just go to an Ob/Gyn and get SCOOPED OUT?!!!!!! Why is this news to me😭😭😭

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you 🤔

@manuukenya Eye boogies

Students of english what do we call that thing that comes out from our eye in the morning I'm tired of pretending.

@ThrillaRilla369 C. Thank all deities across all universes & realms that you’re finally done with that roll of paper. Then pretend it’s a telescope. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Empty tubes of wrapping paper.. Do you? A. Pretend it's a lightsaber B. Bonk it on someone's head.

@199100candy LA Gear

@lady_valor_07 He does drink, but he’s happily married.

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@Matt_Pinner Considering the customer asked for “medium” this is undercooked. However, it is perfectly medium rare.

This steak was ordered medium. Overcooked, undercooked, or just right? 🥩

@GeoRebekah I’m still finding small grammatical errors the TA over looked.

The full text of the essay, the statements from the TA, the course professor and the university, the assignment instructions, and more: open.substack.com/pub/rebekahjon…

@danishacarterr To have a career before she has to stay at home and raise kids. Then if she wants to go back later on, she has the education under her belt. Or at least that’s what I was told growing up.

the real question is; why is she in college writing essays instead of fulfilling her womanly godly duty of being married and at home barefoot and pregnant

@juicenotthekid_ If it’s some “Boomer” level comment that makes me ask her “are you ok, like mentally?” Then it’s your mother or first name if it’s super out there.

do you guys say "my mom" or "our mom" when talking to your siblings?