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Hey y’all… find me over on that other place if you so desire 💙 same name on all the other sites, too. Hopefully will have book news soon ahhh!!!
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J.M. Darhower
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J.M. Darhower
@JMDarhower
Writer. Mother. Fangirl. Book news coming soon!
Carolinas Katılım Mart 2012
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@RobertFreundLaw Wait so the plaintiff was offered $950k, turned it down, was awarded about 1/3 of that in trial and now their lawyer is using AI hallucinations to argue why they deserve more? They must have so many regrets right now
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@feederofcats I love this cat more than any other cat the internet has introduced me to 😭 I think about him every day
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when Cheesecake Factory was outside he would sit politely and stare at people, waiting for them to notice him but was ignored
now he follows me around the rescue and does the same thing which means I must stop and pet him every time so he knows he'll never be ignored again
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@DammitMart @yanabana Srsly, isn’t it the opposite? They’re assuming just bc it’s a lobster it HAS to be for the openclaw ppl specifically and not simply bc lobsters have been a popular costal theme that’s spreading
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@yanabana Respectfully, the comments are saying lobster themed things have been popular for a long time here. They are challenging your assertion that it has anything to do with open claw. They are not claiming to own lobsters as a concept or saying its the only place they exist.
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“Data-driven” clothing brands saw 🦞 trending and rushed to make lobster clothing without realizing why it was trending 🤣
Yana Welinder@yanabana
What is this 😂 Zara targeting moms into 🦞 now?? @jessegenet @clairevo did you get this insta ad too?
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@nikicaga Yeah fire code issue makes sense, if one of those doors were on fire both staircases would be blocked and ppl would have no alternate way to safety
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Why would they ever be banned???
Saad Asad@realsaadasad
Washington unanimously legalized scissor stairs, a building code reform that frees up to 56% more living space per floor. Less wasted space means cheaper homes on smaller lots. Most US states banned this since the 1970s for no good reason.
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@KieranMullanUK Claiming they didn’t fully understand consent is egregious when you learn they used the element of isolation/surprise on the first girl and the second time they used a knife to get even better compliance from the victim
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It cannot be right that teenage boys can commit brutal crimes of rape like this & avoid prison entirely. I have appealed these sentences to the AG. The excuses of ADHD for a crime like this are an offence to justice.
Daily Mail@DailyMail
Teenage gang who lured schoolgirl, 15, to underpass and laughed as they filmed themselves raping her handed youth rehabilitation orders trib.al/RkAJsUQ
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@ChunLin85480996 @revenant_MMXX Who is paying waiters 20usd??? They make less than $3 an hour
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@revenant_MMXX Frankly east Asia have cheap restaurants due to cheap labor. USA paying waiters 20usd he vs something like 8 -10 usd hr
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Japan has some of the cheapest food in the developed world and it's not even close so frankly I don't want advice from someone who can get a full meal out for like $5 USD and where absolutely everybody is eating out at restaurants constantly
Karai (辛い) 🌶🐹🌶@Karai_Dan
So I guess the easiest way to piss off American zoomers is to tell them it’s cheaper to meal prep than eat at restaurants or order delivery. The amount of crashouts I’ve seen today is mind boggling and a little worrying. I hope young Americans aren’t this helpless IRL.
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He was a muslim brotherhood agent I’m fucking crying bro😭😭😭
Dexerto@Dexerto
Detectives revealed new evidence in ChudTheBuilder's attempted murder case, including: - Weapons - Body armor - Bulletproof vest - Plane ticket to Istanbul
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Oh cool England used the Beatles to announce their World Cup squad and everyone is really impressed but when Jelly Roll and Bert Kreischer and the third baseman for the Savannah Bananas announce the US team we’ll see who everyone thinks is better
England@England
Come Together.
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@DanyYung827536 @babbuedababba The internal grok translator used willy-nilly, not them… it took whatever the Korean equivalent is and put it in layman terms for English
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@babbuedababba Are u Brit?
Do Koreans use "willy nilly?"
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@BurgerKobold @terminallyOL This reminds me of when a dem relative of mine turned MAGA so I asked them when america was great, what time period they were wanting to live in again, and they said “the late 90s” and that’s why they couldn’t support hillary 🫠
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@terminallyOL Yup, every time I talk to a boomer who claims to have stopped being a Democrat sometime between the years 1996 and 2008, they give me the most profoundly idiotic reason why that I’ve ever heard.
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you ask a right winger what radicalized them and they'll tell you a story like this
`D̸𝚊̸𝚟̸𝚎̸@seadave1a
today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time I fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said "what season is it?? fall?" I pray that he's dead every single day
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@JDotBrwnBITCH @y2kpopart I think the amount used at once is a factor, hyper-vigilant turns to paranoia, they start connecting dots that are actually unrelated and spirals into conspiracy theory (too high dosage of stuff like adderall can cause similar issues)
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@y2kpopart Omg I have heard so many Meth users share this same story of the FBI or secret people after them. I wonder why they reacted to the drug that way? Cuz I did it and I honestly didn’t have that goin on. But thru link ups id meet guys that would do it and act so weird. Interesting
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during this exact time, after being dropped by the label, Fergie was struggling with crystal meth addiction, it took a year for her to get sober, all this before Black Eyed Peas.
y2k@y2kpopart
JC Chasez with Wild Orchid in the studio making the album "Fire" which he co-produced in 2000. It was set to release in the summer of 2001, but unfortunately the project was shelved by the label.
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@SunnyDeelight90 @yashar Mine flew first class once when he was 10 but it was only a 90 min flight and he was better behaved than a grown man who got removed after boarding 😭
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Coming from a flight attendant, kids should not be in first class. They usually mishandle and sometimes break the glass. Mess over the meals because it’s not pizza or nuggets. Younger than teens are a no for me.
Yashar Ali 🐘@yashar
“Finally explaining” — as if it’s some kind of scandal. A 14-year-old, 12-year-old, and 7-year-old can do just fine sitting together in economy!
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GET ME TO GODS COUNTRY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
🎈H🤡NK🎈@Wigglezngigglez
Do you ever just crave something that doesn’t exist anymore?
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@markyharrington @lorahmoe Their profile clearly says africa. Not Americans this time.
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@lorahmoe Usual bullshit. Have Americans no better things to post?
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My cousin and her husband boarded a 14-hour flight for their honeymoon to Thailand. They had specifically paid extra for the two middle seats in the front row because she had severe flight anxiety and needed to sit together.
About ten minutes after boarding, a couple in their 50s walked up smiling and said:
“Would you mind switching seats? We accidentally got separated.”
My cousin politely asked where the seats were.
The woman pointed all the way to the back of the plane. Middle seats. Different rows.
My cousin said no.
The woman immediately got loud enough for nearby passengers to hear: “Wow. Some people really don’t care about married couples.”
Her husband added: “It’s our anniversary trip.”
My cousin’s husband just calmly replied: “So is this. That’s why we paid for these seats.”
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Still fascinated by the idea that someone, somewhere, may have ever eaten SPAM in the manner depicted on the can
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@Skoog Okay but what if there WERE pirates in balloons, what then
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i remember a guy in philosophy 101 that would hijack class with hypotheticals like “well what if there were pirates in hot air balloons…” and the TA didn’t know what to do until finally i got pissed and asked what shit he was on and if he’d share and he never came to class again
yuuii@yuuiichive
There was a Guy in my class this semester who kept using the word ontologically wrong and one day my professor finally broke and said “Ontologically can be a tricky word to use so don’t feel like you have to” and then the guy stopped showing up for classes entirely
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@TerribleMaps It’s actually illegal in NC to keep one as a pet or companion (but you can have a Lion!)
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@AlexNunn Is egg juror also monkey juror or was that a separate lady (they were both from that case, juror worked at a monkey facility)
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@wetfIowers Wayyyyy back in 1998 when I was 14 I started getting emails describing what what I wore at the bus stop every day (I was at the stop alone), went on for over a year, never found out who it was
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@MerriamWebster We’re gonna start using “chalant” and make it a word you have to add to the dictionary 😈
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We hope this post about orphaned negatives makes you gruntled.
An ‘orphaned negative’ is a word that SHOULD feel like it has a related word, but doesn’t.
‘Nonchalant’ is an orphaned negative because there is no ‘chalant.’
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