James Patterson

@PostinClips Mann knew j. k

This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen it’s parents build one.

Denise, @bet365 can you please acknowledge the Casemiro foul? I have had a bullshit email off you below stating that the decision has changed? £40 into £880. (Initially paid out) @OptaJoe @OptaAnalyst @DFrankcom @westbrom7777 @racingblogger @betclub @ValueBetSpotter

@secretmatchday @jacksmith06

@alfieavfc1 Wrong stadium mate

If anyone see’s this flag knocking about please let me know! Big group of serbian’s just came and stole it off us in town centre #england #followenglandaway

Good afternoon everyone! Top of the table clash ends with first place @MarlboroughRov losing 2-1 to 8th place Whittington Reserves. Dominated from start to finish.

Well played to everyone, except @MarlboroughRov manager who got kitted up to not play but still get booked.

@WhittUnited @UpTheOaky Winning isn’t for everyone!

Beat Woodville 5-2, the @WhittUnited first team manager wont leave us alone.

Good morning everyone except for Marlborough’s manager. In other news, Oakthorpe cancelled the game because of the weather…

The Callum McBride Derby takes place this Sunday. Should Will Simpson and Tom Brown both play?

If I was a bit taller, I would be the same size as Dan

Just ran into a wall, hope it’s ok

Gimp

I have to buy my clothes from Jacamo, not because I am fat, because I am so fucking tall

I also forgot to have a wank yesterday and I am in a foul mood

It’s not bad having a brother who you fancy more than your girlfriend

@Stack_1 Oh bollocks

Pre Opp booked in again! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 1st time Covid, second time Boardmasters, 3rd time lucky! 🤞🏻

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GAME IS CANCELLED?

FULL TIME - Legion 3 - 2 the other team. Toby Moss made his return after 2 years out and was fucking dreadful

FULL TIME - Springfields 2 - 3 Legion #UTL