Jacob Lorden

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

The Chicken Tender Capital of the World. @wbznewsradio

@Jordan__Haddock Tom Brady

Matt Judon FA signing of the… century?

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I’d like to especially thank all my haters for this moment take a bow

@Jordy_lwos Highlights are against teams ranked 32th and ~26th against the pass. Cam had a 73.8 QBR against the Raiders. Why would you want someone who is clearly washed?

Someone doesn’t just drop off a cliff like Cam did. Something happened. Get this man back in a Pats uniform.

@Jordy_lwos I don’t know... pedigree, shown flashes of greatness in big moments, and a deep playoff run all work in Tatums favor. Bam comes on strong this year and is great, not hard to see how a guy who watches 0 heat games would say this.

@JacobLorden When you talk about jayson Tatum being a star you don’t reference his first two seasons and say he’s a 17 ppg player. So why do it with Bam lmao makes 0 sense.

How can you be an NBA analyst and just totally get his numbers wrong

@dschlim Giannis???

It’s kawhi, lebron, harden, luka rest of the league

@NBAisBest4 Only gonna let the other team score 70 a game with this lineup PG-Bev SG-Green SF-Tatum PF-Giannis C- Bam

You have $15, what do you do? #NBA

@LeroyInsider W?

Hearing AB signing with Patriots. 5 mil guaranteed barring a material change, per sources bark bark

@LiamLsg What’s Kirk Cousin’s record against teams above 500?

I actually just threw up

Update: John missed the playoffs completely

@WickedTake 10

@everywhereist @drewstevs

You know what? Vasectomies are reversible. Why not just make all men get them? And then if they're truly ready to be a father, they can undo them. What's that? You have problems with this? Yes, you're right, it's wrong to regulate men's bodies like that.

@JalinNose @dschlim @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_ My point was that he perpetuated a rumor about himself by not refuting it. He backed away from his statement on February first. He could have more reasons to leave than just the team not performing this past week...

@dschlim @JacobLorden @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_ The only reason I would see him leave is if he did crazy good, and the rest of the team did awful. This series has been the entire team doing bad. I mean look at Gordon Hayward, last 3 games dude has shot 4-18 with starter minutes

@dschlim @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_ Its literally not a story if he says he stays in Boston, in Feburary. He didn't, why?

@JacobLorden @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_ You’re coming out making bold statements that he’s leaving without providing evidence. This is the problem. It’s on the people saying he’s leaving to prove it not me

@dschlim @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_ He said it once at the start of the year, it would not have been a story if he just refuted it sometime during the season. He said it was F'd up yet did nothing about it, so what sort of thinking does that lead to?

@JacobLorden @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_ You mentioned money before me, my point is he’s said multiple times he wants to stay and has never said anything pointing to him leaving

@dschlim @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_ Is he really comfortable in a market that treats him like it's own personal punching back with almost all of his quotes?

@JacobLorden @LWOSJORDY_428 @_smurph22 @zackcaron_