Thomas Uselman

4th and 4 against a team with an elite quarterback in a game with high stakes, during a game that has been this close, with our defense on the field too much, with injuries to our offensive starters, I think you go for the first down. Roll the dice

Space jam is still a good movie, guys

@schultzdrew Johnny Kotaska after game film when I got leveled to the grass.... shoulder shrug.... “What the FUCK was that about!” Lol

Ohhhh boy. This is a Grade A ass chewing.

At risk of sounding negative, (can’t stand negative people) that was the worst remake of America the Beautiful I’ve ever heard in my life

@AMuehlberg @netflix Just locked the doors AGAIN

Just finished watching Ted Bundy Tapes on @netflix. I thought the dude was totally set up. Until, you know, the whole confession part. And all that evidence. #Whatapsycho #idontwannasleepalone #TedBundyTapes

@BjornABergs Watching this shit now. WTF

I don’t think you can use a conservative gameplan against the Patriots and expect to win-especially an AFC Championship. If I was in charge of the Chiefs, I’d be doing fakes, two point conversions, big shots down field etc & expect defense to keep up with Brady & Company.

If you hunt and haven’t watched the show Meat Eater on Netflix, you are missing out on a treasure. I can’t wait for more from @stevenrinella and @MeatEaterTV Would like to see a North Dakota mallard hunt!!!

@Vikings should’ve left the Ozzy Ozbourne cassette tape with “Crazy Train” under the rubble of the Metrodome when they left there. #SKOL

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2piP… Happy New Year

'Merica

Thank you for your service, veterans. 🇺🇸

Study: Venezuelans lost 19 lbs. on average over past year due to lack of food ronpaullibertyreport.com/archives/study…

When you are peeing and the elastic band snaps your testies... 🥊 🤢

Denver was shorted when the clock was supposed to stop on that out of bounds run...

Trade AP for some good O-lineman & Trade our current O-line away for a box of kitties.

Jack Del Rio name literaly means "masterbate into a river"

I was kidding

Almost guarentee the Panthers are gonna pull this win off

Annnnnnnd ohio state wins