Jake Staples

@kylewendland @LeonieSylvester

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

@CCosham No

Are Soleros the best ice cream?

@Rachael_Conrad @LeonieSylvester

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

I’m obSESSED with this weapon. Not sure a single lyric was right, a lyrical king

@CallumJohns @Xy5aaa Wow...

You love to see it

'I'm sure my cat just said "well, hi" in a thick US southern accent" 😂 IG: gambino_911

1 year later and Mr Bubz is still the greatest video to ever hit the internet

god my humor is trash

@LeonieSylvester Sean Connery impression - ‘alright, alright, alright’ - definitely not the right person...

UP NEXT! We announce the departure of our Number 1 @Jake_Staples01. Jake has decided to ride the waves in Thailand and will be taking a year out from football🏄🏼‍♂️ His mum remains a loyal supporter of our club! 🧡⚽️🖤 #Champion #RidesMoreThanWaves

Homophobic parents are right to be worried about their children turning gay after lessons about LGBT awareness. I lived as a Tudor wench for 2 years following a history class.

Do you want a blowjob? Yes. It's from a piranha. Then no. Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob. This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril. Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.

That time my sister attempted dancing..

John Terry’s already found a new career. 😂🎤 [📽 @ALOTO]

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)

@Merstham_FC Oops...

5-2 @Jake_Staples01 has a hole in his gloves