uhm, okay

logging off this brain rot app for a lil bit. might be back? who knows!

pros of swiping while you’re out of town: fun, flirty, spontaneous, no pressure vibe. cons of swiping while you’re out of town: matching with someone who’s exactly your type

idk what it is but literally everyone on dating apps here look exactly the same….

swiping on tinder in michigan to confuse people later

didn’t get dip and dots before the zoo closed. gonna kms

hey @HotMulligan, i’m in detroit if you’d like to hang in detroit, where i am

i 🧡 ear plugs

sitting across from 2 people and i can’t tell if it’s a father daughter dynamic or a age gap couple

@njwxwill @JetBlue seriously…. would love if the airline actually cared that much!

@Jakechaley @JetBlue Lmao the bot comments

hey @JetBlue, yall suck so much. get fucked

should i get buffalo wild wings at 9 am in the boston airport

@rubysometimes bro RIP accutane was my worst enemy

@rubysometimes what is this even from

@rubysometimes this sucked

the rumors are true. i’m the new vocalist of linkin park.

These guys know how to do it. A 2 day festival where the most expensive bundle is still affordable and realistic is so refreshing to see. Love you guys @themaine

in other news, i went speed dating tonight and actually had a grand time

girl asked for my number tonight, which was extremely flattering, but i was busy so i didn’t think to ask for hers so here’s to hoping she texts me!

hey y’all what are your favorite hair products for curly hair? (i’m ballin on a budget btw)

hilarious to see a band that makes terrible music now and has countless allegations against them re-recording their most popular songs and making them sound worse…. maybe it’s time to wrap it up 😘