Janet Devilin

Look, ut's may new nemesis @BenKellyMusic from #TheVoiceUK! Ay propose a Hunger Games battle for the 'Most Famous Person from Derry' title.

Guess who's back... #bgt

These 80s episodes of the Simpsons remind me of Louis Walsh: old and outdated.

I'm gutted that I missed #gypsyweddings last night, but I'm sure I can get Cher Lloyd to do a realistic re-enactment.

So @wagnermusic has tweeted today for the first time in 13 months. Presumably this means he has been released from prison now.

I was actually offered a place on this year's DOI, but I turned it down in favour of Who Wants to be a Leprechaun? #dancingonice

One of my New Year's Resolutions is to stop being a ginger. You wouldn't believe the amount of times I get asked if I'm a leprechaun.

Michelle McManus is trending, is she no longer the size of a house?

Great Expectations, the story of an old woman who invites a 'boy of a certain age' into her home to play...a bit like Caroline Flack!

Oh may god, ay SO want an 'Anna and Mary un America' spin off. Ay umagune ut'd bey layk 'Kourtney and Kim Take New York' etc. #downtonabbey

The Queen was visiting Prince Phillip, so they dressed Louis Walsh up in drag and he did it instead.

My mum got me the Ellie Goulding and Diana Vickers albums for x factor-mas...is she trying to tell me something? #merryxfactormas

Caroline Flack's been spotted at Toys R Us buying a christmas present for Harry.

Nice to know that all those times that I voted for myself worked. #xfactorvotes

@KellyPutItDown Thanks for all the euthanasia tips...they might come in handy if Mischa steals my lunch money again.

I wonder when someone will tell Louis that Take That do not rule the world.

Little Mix may have a pizza, but I've got my own Janet Devilin Gingerbread Man.

I think Gary's alone in wanting to see what Louis' got him for Christmas.

I never want to hear Dermot say bling again

If this is the best song of the series, thjen what are Little Mix going to sing? #shit