Jax

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

@DickFitzwell75 The energy I love and need 😘

@Jaxtastic420 Once you perfected your superpower why stop? 💯😋

See, the problem with masterbating is I'm so good at it I don't want to stop 🤣 😭 🤣

@So_Bi_Wanker My cooter be getting real sore 😩 🤣 and batteries die.

@Jaxtastic420 I don't get it. What's the problem?

I'm busy.

A hill I'll happily die on: Fuuuuuuuck your ESA. You people suck and you abuse the system. Sincerely, every property manager ever.

Tracking dolphin pods in Florida. Instead, I'm a "Senior Daycare Director" aka property manager for a senior community.

@NglMaya Hahaha. Tracking dolphin pods in Florida

if you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?

You are not victim. You're sad. AND it will pass.

Most therapists are there TO EXASPERATE whatever emotional rollercoaster you are on and TAKE ADVANTAGE of that.

Really fucking sad these days. Therapy has been rough.. and you know what? Fuck therapy. It treats you like victim and coddles, even snuggles, in the warmest softest blanket, mentality. Im not a fucking victim. My trauma does not define me. Fuck all that shit.

@_AnonHater_ Right?! No profit in clean products tho 😞

How is it 2026 and there’s not a healthy cigarette option sold at Whole Foods yet

@DickFitzwell75 Its actually so well done tho. So clean.

@Jaxtastic420 The perfect tattoo doesn't exissssss..... 🤣🤣🤣

@_AnonHater_ Bubbler, obviously.

What is this called

You dont. You never move on. You never get over it. You just... settle.

This man right here, HATES this woman.

@_AnonHater_ @sniperftside This 💯 she "won" 🤣

@sniperftside I truly think the only thing she’s proud of is that he came back to her after Kenleigh and she “won” because he wants her. But… you won a flaming bag of decayed dog shit? Congrats? She needs to be mentally studied

She’s not even trying to hide it anymore

A hill I'll die on: Hoarding is a laziness/victim epidemic that results in severe mental, emotional and physical illness. Hoarding is not a disease, its victim mentality.

@DickFitzwell75 Sorry you're working your birthday. Happy birthday!

@Jaxtastic420 Hope you are having a great weekend gorgeous. I'm stuck working on my birthday weekend.