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JayMind

@JayMindX

“Writer.” Professional cynic.

Minneapolis Katılım Temmuz 2015
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JayMind@JayMindX·
I can tell just by looking at a person if they have the Arby’s app on their phone.
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1990s Time Traveler
1990s Time Traveler@90sTimeTraveler·
Friday night, time to fax my pizza delivery order to the local Domino’s.
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JayMind@JayMindX·
After food is delivered to my door, I hire a second person to bring it to my couch.
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Mac Dickson
Mac Dickson@MacDicksonShow·
What is the exact amount of time before a nap actually turns in to bed time?
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defleppardfan94
defleppardfan94@lemonade_grrrl·
i once saw maury povich break a homeless guy's arm with his bare hands
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Phoenix 🐦‍🔥
Phoenix 🐦‍🔥@shesthephoenix·
Gonna start dressing like the 80s again. Whether I mean the 1980s or 80-years-old, I’ll let you decide.
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Jen
Jen@SleepEatScream·
I wish I was rich enough to say “I’ll send for the rest of my things” as I make a dramatic exit out the door.
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
I see posts like, "If food is too expensive just grow your own." Okay George Washington why didn't I think of that
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JayMind@JayMindX·
It’s cruel that when you’re in a hotel learning a new shower knob, confused and annoyed, you’re also naked and cold.
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(Kat)
(Kat)@ollkorrect0·
My mother has requested I find a new emergency contact
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Marissa ☀️🌴💛
Marissa ☀️🌴💛@michimama75·
Onlyfans is just what I’ll be running after paying my July electric bill.
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Jen
Jen@SleepEatScream·
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Alicia
Alicia@AliciaAgain4·
Sometimes we clap because they’re good. Sometimes we clap because they’re done. Karaoke
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ʞɹıɯ𝕊
ʞɹıɯ𝕊@FoundersGirl·
Dudes have to wear pants to the office, but I can throw on a pillowcase with armholes & go unbothered.
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dan
dan@dadopotamus·
10 years ago, I put my phone on silent and never looked back.
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