Jeff Underwood

@LetsTalkPalace @Luke_Seychell Backwards step that

Sean Dyche... yes or no? #CPFC

@AvonandsomerRob Thats value Rob!! my local chippy £19 just for a small Cod no chips

My local Chippy is charging £18.50 for a large Haddock, Chips & mushy peas. Are you cutting down your visits to the chippy on Fridays, or switching out the fish for a sausage or pie to save cash?

@wydseno get out of the UK

What's the 1st thing you'd do ?

@willnorman My wife and i own and drive our SUV in London we view it as the safest option when London is flooded with immigants driving around with no comprehention of our highway code or driving laws Or indeed any requirement to do so

There's growing evidence of safety risks of bigger cars. Heavier with higher bonnets & worse vision, bigger SUVs are: ⚠️14% more likely to kill you than if you're hit by a smaller car ⚠️increasing to 77% for children ⚠️and 200% more likely to kill a kid under 9 #VisionZeroLDN

@benonwine The Man is a legend

Would you consider going to Harmans Restaurant to Support him? Please Repost and Comment

John Cleese has just announced he will visit Harmans Indian Restaurant Rangrez at 32 Fulham Palace Road, Hammersmith W6 9PH go and ENJOY some incredible NON HALAL FOOD! Visit Rangrez Indian Restaurant for delicious NON BARBARIC FOOD! 🥘

@mariajan786 Home

First word you see..

@Matt_Pinner Cricket

This is hard

@Aaliya_575 2

Brain Game 🧠 How many legs do you have ?

@_zabiiii 52

99.9% people failed this logic Riddle Can you beat them in 10 seconds?🤔

@benonwine Teacher

What do you think he does for work?

@Matt_Pinner Conan

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@Matt_Pinner Lulu

Can you name the 5th daughter?

@GraceGym_ 1

How many? 👀

@Matt_Pinner c

Which one is different?? This is not easy..

@otokyo__ a Hippo

Do you see a CAT or a DOG??

@Vertex_am021 A

IQ test 🧠

@ragdollyanna2 @patmcfaddenmp Dont forget those on benifits will also get a full pension having contributed nothing

Have I got this right? I’ve lost 6 years of Pension and been denied compensation saying it’s unaffordable Yet millions on benefit are sending millions of £s of the money back home with no no questions asked? Explain that @patmcfaddenmp Secretary of State for DWP #50sWomen

@elonmusknews30 👍

@benonwine Buy a fast Ford and wrap it in cotton wool

@benonwine Thats another fine mess you’ve got me into

Best Caption Wins?