Neil Harrison

@Jeffrey387 @TAP_Portugal Come on @TAP_Portugal you can do better than this.

@TAP_Portugal Hi TAP, you’ve charged me twice for the same seat reservations -I have my credit card statements as proof yet you say I’m not eligible for a refund? You kindly say that I can use the reservations on another flight within 12 months but this is unlikely if you don’t resolve this!

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@zobby @PostsOfCats @back_the_BBC I’m exhausted

@PostsOfCats @back_the_BBC @Jeffrey387

"excuse me sir that's my spot!?"

A reminder of this from 2023. The Billionaire claimed he didn't know his villa was being used for such extremist activities. This week, Yaxley is back in the villa, with Philip Day's full knowledge and permission.

So @michaelgove has reportedly told Tory HQ staff they must double down on the £2000 Labour tax lie because they showed with the £350bn for the NHS Brexit lie that the more a lie is talked about the better it is for the campaign. This is a level of cynicism and political amorality shocking even by their standards. But it is a consequence of the failure of politics and media to hold liars properly to account. It is the normalisation of lies thanks to Brexit and Johnson and the right wing rags that Farage thinks he can get away with the economically illiterate rubbish he produced yesterday. Vote Labour Get Labour. Give these Tories a beating they will never forget

Did Keith Lemon enter Eurovision for Italy in 1987?

Rishi Sunak says no-one wants an Election, RT if you do. He's afraid of an Election, because he will lose.

The Minister for Common Theft.

Gosh, this sounds terrible. Imagine losing 70% of your customers overnight……. 🤔 Or do we think someone might be being slightly economical with the truth? Let’s dig in! 🧵 1/12

@zobby @SoVeryBritish Definitely

@SoVeryBritish @Jeffrey387 this is certainly us.

When you’re too full for dessert and you’re asked if you’d like to see the dessert menu: 1. Pat your stomach, chuckle, say “ooh, I’m quite full, but go on, we’ll have a look!” Chuckle again. Act as if you’re doing something very naughty indeed. 2. When the waiter is gone, say “did you actually want a dessert?” and “no, me neither” to each other. 3. Wait for waiter to return, say sorry, chuckle again, confirm you really are very full, although “it all looks lovely!” 4. Ask for “just the bill, please”. Sit and wonder why you did so much chuckling.

@Sarcasticus__ Like the north face jacket! X

Just heard the Home Secretary stand up in Parliament and declare that "the British people support the Rwanda plan". I'm sick of these guys telling me what I support. I do not support the "Rwanda plan". If you don't either, please retweet.

You have to feel for Downing St staff, though. They’ve been working since 5am chopping up bits of fruit and hiding them in old footballs and bits of tree trunk for Gullis’ breakfast.

This relentless Rwanda obsession, every day, the rows, the demands to be more extreme, to defy human rights law and international responsibilities… it’s such sinister madness. The govt has lost it. Eaten up with their own failure. Becoming ever more fascist in their uselessness.

It cost £1,593,535,200 to rent for 2 years. That is £15m a week, the £300,000 is the additional moorage and power costs. Don't RT and let this secret out, it could embarass them.

I wish the Tories would fuck off. Everyday it's just one tedious fucking drama after another. I want a government that's dull as fuck & just gets on with the job of trying to make the country better. I'm so fucking tired of these useless cunts

It cost £1,593,535,200 to rent for 2 years. That is £15m a week, the £300,000 is the additional moorage and power costs. Don't RT and let this secret out, it could embarass them.

£219bn the Conservatives cost in corruption in 2022. Thats more than the NHS, more in fact than ANY Ministry Justice, Education, Defence… Yet no-one went to jail, no one was even investigated. It is corruption not benefits killing the UK, and it’s the Conservatives doing it