HezBalla
245 posts
If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis:
1. Quitting alcohol
2. Running 10 miles before work
3. Divorce
4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate
5. Pickleball
6. ADHD diagnosis
7. Dressing like you did in 2004
8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21
9. Weekly hinge dates
10. Ice baths and saunas
11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs
12. Getting into tattoos
13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions”
14. Plants and the environment
15. Traveling
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Admitilo….. nunca habías visto una pelea en una cancha de Padel
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If I’m Djokovic, I’m skipping Roland Garros and putting it all on the line for Wimbledon.
I know he won’t, but this is as good of a chance as he’s going to have to get No. 25.
José Morgado@josemorgado
BREAKING: Carlos Alcaraz is out of Wimbledon. Wow.
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@JohnnyGiunta_ Full mount, passed gaurd, rear naked choke from the other guy. People are training hard
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Might be the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time. Legit laughed out loud when he went for the scooter
RTN@RTNToronto
In Toronto, a man pulls up to stop a bike thief from getting beat up, then the bike thief tried to steal his scooter and he had to beat him up.
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Asian parents in America really be like “I need to work my daughter really hard so she can get gangbanged by frats in Harvard and then work some bullshit email job and never have kids”
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MEN: why do you often say you're fine even when you're not?
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SF feels like everyone is playing against one scoreboard: how much money do you raise / how big is your startup?
NY feels more diverse in ideas and ambitions. There are startup founders, yes. But also artists, athletes, finance, service businesses, consumer apps, etc
SF the city feels so boring there’s nothing to do but lock in and work.
NY there’s always something happening. There’s an invisible momentum that pulls you forward.
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I watched Lost in Translation the other night and couldn’t believe it. I saw it one time before, when I was around 20. Back then it was about a degenerate adulterous creep having an emotional affair with a younger women in a foreign city. At 39, it was about a nice, normal man’s impressive self-control in the face of temptation and a transcendence of sexual desire in favor of friendship.
Tenobrus@tenobrus
ppl always focus on how things that used to be joyful and magical as children lose their luster as adults... but not so much how many new things become genuinely interesting/joyful . like i can viscerally excited about a new couch or a dark chocolate in a way kids literally can't
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Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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@anxietymsgs Billionaire food is often terrible and spiceless with too much mayo or weird molecular gastronomy nonsense
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One thing you won’t stop eating even when you’re a billionaire?
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Have you ever been to a job interview and while you are being interviewed you decide you no longer want the job?
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women obsess over going to the gym when most men prefer mom bods like this
Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang
Drea de Matteo in season 2 of the sopranos
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as a woman, the optimal amount of objectification from a romantic partner is not zero. however, it is also not 1. there is some optimal amount of objectification between these numbers that maximizes utility. a laffer curve situation if you will
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@MurrayHillGuy1 San Diego is terrible wtf are people talking about
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Would I move to San Diego?
No.
Too many people with perfect hair, great bodies, but somehow have zero urgency?
Everyone looks elite, but no one’s in a rush to do anything.
Feels like a permanent Sunday afternoon lol.
Fun to visit. Dangerous to stay.
Very cool city though!
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