Jelveh M.

@elonmusk ppl like Musk give rich ppl a bad name. His greediness is….. They raised their price for rural areas $10, knowing ppl here don’t have a choice for internet. @Verizon needs to look into whether they want to expand access in rural areas. @Starlink customer svs sucks too.

@OANN I love Director Patel! He gives it to them as they deserve it 😂

FBI Director Patel: "The only person that was slinging margaritas in El Salvador on the taxpayer dollar with a convicted gangbang rapist was you." Watch OAN on Spectrum and YouTube TV Today!

دلاوران گارد جاویدان، به شما، به شجاعت و فداکاری‌تان درود می‌فرستم. در سه ماه گذشته، هزاران تن از شما در هسته‌های کوچک اما مؤثر در سراسر ایران جلوه‌هایی درخشان از دلاوری آفریده‌اید. آنچه شما کرده‌اید برای سده‌ها روایت خواهد شد. ملت ایران فداکاری شما و بهایی را که به‌ویژه در ۱۸ و ۱۹ دی برای آزادی میهن پرداخته‌اید هرگز فراموش نخواهد کرد. به شما گفته بودم که کمک در راه است. اکنون آن کمک رسیده است. از شما، دلیرترین و فداکارترین فرزندان ایران، می‌خواهم که به‌عنوان نیروی پیشگام ملت، به هر شکل ممکن دستگاه سرکوب جمهوری اسلامی را، که اکنون از آسمان زیر ضربات سنگین است، بیش از پیش فرسوده و تضعیف کنید تا زمینه فروپاشی نهایی آن فراهم شود. در نظر داشته باشید که این، فراخوانی برای تظاهرات خیابانی نیست؛ بلکه فراخوانی به شما، جوانان گارد جاویدان، برای وارد آوردن ضربه‌های هوشمندانه و مؤثر به سرکوبگران خسته و فرسوده است تا راه برای حضور میلیونی ملت ایران در خیابانها هموارتر شود. در عین حال، حفظ جان خود را در اولویت قرار دهید چرا که حضور شما در نبرد نهایی برای حفاظت از سیل میلیونی جمعیت، لازم و ضروری است. شما از تبار رستم و کاوه‌اید و دشمنان شما از جنس ضحاک. در این نبرد خیر و شر، میان نور و تاریکی، شما در سوی درست تاریخ ایستاده‌اید و امید و دعای یک ملت بزرگ بدرقه راه شماست. بی‌صبرانه در انتظار روزی هستم که در نخستین شهر آزادشده ایران در کنار شما بایستم و با هم پیروزی نهایی را رقم بزنیم. پاینده ایران، رضا پهلوی

🚨 BREAKING: Hungary just officially BANNED LGBTQ indoctrination in schools! “No gender, no confusion. Children need clarity, NOT to be turned into subjects of ideological experiments.” America should do the same, ban the indoctrination in our schools.

The Iranian people are raising from the ashes and hunting all of you bastards down For 47 years you brought nothing but ruins to our country and civilization. Khamenei will not see 2027. We will do it this time.

Iranian police officer publicly burns a portrait of the Islamist regime’s tyrant, Khamenei, then writes “Javid Shah” (Long Live The Shah) on the wall. We need thousands more. Free yourselves 🙏🏻

BREAKING: Iranians ambushed Islamic Republic forces. x.com/EliAfriatISR/s…

@SecScottBessent I’m the owner of a small business dealing with the IRS since 2023 to resolve a clerical error I made in filling out form 941, which resulted in my biz owing $101 to IRS. I’ve been trying to explain this to them to no avail. Please tell your ppl to do their job!

President Trump placed a call to Prime Minister Narenda Modi as soon as he learned of India's airstrikes, but according to sources Trump is now entering hour number two of waiting on hold to speak with the next representative. babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-…

At publishing time, Terry Moran of ABC News was quick to report that this evidence was purely circumstantial and in no way provided any concrete link between MS-13 and the MS-13 "Employee of the Month" Kilmar Abrego Garcia. babylonbee.com/news/bad-timin…

Sources said Coach Belichick decided to set up the playpen after failing to secure childcare for his girlfriend, but was confident that she would be safe there playing by herself while he led the UNC Tarheels through a spring practice. babylonbee.com/news/bill-beli…

“We stand with Garcia. We stand with MS-13," said Schumer, pointing to his forehead. "Let there be no doubt who we are fighting for. It's literally tattooed on our faces. We are with you, gang people." babylonbee.com/news/democrats…

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson meanders her way through oral arguments while suggesting parents who don't want their children exposed to pornographic literature to simply find other means to educate them. babylonbee.com/news/support-g…

Grayson is just one of several students who feel they've been failed by Ivy League universities that spent more time training them to protest Israel than helping them learn about their fields of study. babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-…

At publishing time, Democrats had rallied their voters behind the idea that the adverse side effects of artificial food dyes served a vital role in reducing the population. babylonbee.com/news/democrats…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A special ceremony was scheduled to be held today to mark the historic occasion, as for the first time in history, the United States Supreme Court has five female justices. babylonbee.com/news/historic-…

Sources said production had begun on a new flag that would add MS-13 symbols and a black teardrop tattoo emblem to the LGBTQ banner, and that Los Angeles would host the first MS-13 Pride Parade later this year. babylonbee.com/news/ms-13-add…

Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a brief ride on Disneyland's Astro Orbiter. "Wheeeeee! I'm an astronaut!" she said while riding the thrilling Tomorrowland attraction. babylonbee.com/news/Weeeeee-I…

GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven't seen in over a year and a half, American hostages being held by Hamas reportedly disguised themselves as MS-13 gang members so Democrats would fight to bring them home to the U.S. babylonbee.com/news/american-…

@EYakoby I believe one of the reasons, in the U.S, is that our colleges are mostly ruled by faculties with extreme leftwing views, who brainwash our youths in believing Israel is an evil force. And we all know supporters of the left ideology have herd mentality. They do what they’re told.

Douglas Murray: “Why has the rest of the world decided to empathise with the death cult and not with the democracy?” We’re all wondering that.