Jerry Morrison

@RepAndrewFarmer This you? Condescension and bigotry is all that I hear. But I guess all is forgiven by your white, republican, middle class Jesus. You’re a hypocrite. twitter.com/TheTNHoller/st…

On this Good Friday, we reflect on the sacrifice of Jesus Christ and the gift of salvation he gave to us all. May we remember his message of love, forgiveness, and redemption today and always.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Before it was a shell of it's former self? Before it was run in to the ground by a thin skinned, ego-maniac named @elonmusk? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@jehuthehunt I mean. In some places, I STILL hear it.

@jehuthehunt In the late 90s any time someone would ask my name: “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”

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@losfamgeles Thank you for this @losfamgeles! Y’all’s journey has been comforting while going through my own. I appreciate the candid conversation! @rhettmc and his Ear Biscuits episode was a big push for me to finally surface my own feelings. It was hard, but necessary.

The excavation is not free of pain. Of course, neither is life. At times the pain might feel unbearable. But you are brave. You will find yourself buried beneath the questions, and oh, friend, what a treasure you are! 5/5

Thinking about those of you who are on that often lonely and at times, terrifying, journey of examining the faith you grew up with—pulling it apart and inspecting each layer. For the first time you might be allowing yourself to ask questions that feel fatal. 1/5

@pickledswans @bethallisonbarr @JPokluda Then why be so weirdly descriptive about how “everything was in the right place”? He could have just said “a woman approached me and I said nah, I’m good.” But that’s not an interesting story for his followers about how good of a man he is.

@bethallisonbarr @JPokluda He isn't blaming her for his lust. He is very clearly insinuating being receptive to her offers would be to indulge his lust.

One of my favorite bits from #Candlenights was @Teylormoonstore and their dad’s drink bit. Gonna try the smoked orange peel for my next old fashioned!

Very telling that @LipscombBisons is giving an honorary doctorate today to a guy who is a sexual predator. George Shinn claims the name of Jesus, and I hope youall enjoy your arts dept.

All it took for George Shinn to get an honorary doctorate from @LipscombBisons was having a positive attitude. Also that fat wallet that god blessed him with. #staypositive #predator #butjesustho

@byDavidGardner I love his ‘idiot kicker’ energy

It’s incredible to watch how visibly disgusted a 12 men in the huddle penalty makes Peyton Manning even now, seven years into his retirement

@jehuthehunt I’m a fan of the follow-up “Terry, What the Fuck?”

@maryelizfoster I love so much about this. I love that he’s a wrestler (I coached for almost 7 years). I’m biased, but I think it’s one of the greatest sports. Also! He wrestles at Page! Benji is hands down one of best coaches in the area. I will have to come out catch a match!

✨🤼 I love being a sports mom! D has played soccer, lacrosse, basketball and now wrestling. I think it might be his fave sport yet. First place!

@s31bz Bandcamp

@jamiebradley That’s like, funny sex number inception.

Walker has a history with stumbling over words. I’m reminded of my favorite BaD Radio bit from The Little Ticket @dfwticket theunticket.com/bad-radio-pass…

@elonmusk @ErrolWebber Well, that sounds terrible.

@ErrolWebber Most accurate would be to require access to phone GPS for location-specific polls

Reinstate former President Trump

We love talking to parents like Marcela whose students ride to school with WeGo. We will be at the @MetroSchools Celebration of Schools and Fair at Nissan Stadium until 2pm! #rollwithwego #strIDeprogram

@WSAZirr Excellent use of the word jagoff.

@JerryMorrison Wait, like “Damn, why is this jagoff harassing me”…?

.@WSAZirr