Jimmy Hoops

@m28_andy Because people only ever attempt/commit suicide under labour governments

My friend just told me a man is on West Gate Bridge & Police & family are trying to talk him out of climbing over an anti jump barrier. He's on his ladder. Sad situation , normally happens at night time not daylight. Police are telling people to look away. Victoria Labor hellhole

@AFL your umpires killed footy tonight. Two of the worst free kicks paid to Rayner who would get knocked over by a 9 year old in a wheelchair.

@HungryJacksAU what is this, a Nutella storm for ants? Not mad, just disappointed.

#knotfestaustralia was amazing yesterday. Slipknot's sound was unfortunately fucked and would have loved some shade but Jesus I had fun.

@dungeonsanddads have you ever considered singing the song Nasty Girl by Tinashe in Walter the Immoral's voice?

@SeftonJess @realwillhung Did you ever get the cameo?

@realwillhung paid for a cameo video from you over a month ago and still haven't gotten it. Where is it?

@triplemcricket really enjoy 99% of the commentary. @GusWorland and @MarkHoward03 are two of the best in the game. Mark Waugh was a glorious cricketer but his commentary form is on par with Stoinis' ODI form.

It's great that the @BBL Melbourne derby and Aaron Finch's last game isn't on free to air. Important for everyone to watch Grown Ups 2 instead. Cinematic masterpiece.

McCreary's a dog

@Toyota_Aus give me a free Hilux Rogue please.

@dvrf1878 Postecogwho? Up the Spurs!

Danny DeVito is live tweeting the new animated show he’s in but did not announce it as such and isn’t threading any of his tweet so he looks like he’s becoming unhinged out of context

Federal Treasurer and deputy Liberal leader Josh Frydenberg is predicted to lose the seat of Kooyong to independent Dr Monique Ryan. He has held the seat since 2010. #AusVotes | LIVE on @Channel9

That squirrel can waterski

@ACurrentAffair9 following an interview with Scomo with a story about a Jack Russel that drives a farm car. Unsure which segment will win the Walkley.

Blows my mind that Scomo is willing to go on @ACurrentAffair9 but isn't willing to debate Albo on @abcnews #auspol

I don't think this will have the desired effect @LiberalAus #auspol enjoy my vote @Mon4Kooyong

Even if he had policies that 100% aligned with my belief system, that stupid smirk would stop me from voting for scomo #LeadersDebate

Is the nine.com.au site serious? #leadersdebate

Old men yell at clouds. This has no direction at all. Farcical #LeadersDebate