Not your mate ⚡

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Not your mate ⚡

@JohnnyMurungi

Husband and father to none, Manchester United, Kansas city chiefs.

Kampala, Uganda Katılım Temmuz 2017

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Not your mate ⚡@JohnnyMurungi·16 May

I'm getting a PhD before I turn 40 ✊🏿

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Marvin👤@marvinashaba0·5h

We won the league 😭❤️ I have a beautiful woman 😭❤️

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Tanaya@tanaya_0510·10h

Ages when you suffer a lot: 17 23 27

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femiiiiii.@femiiiszn·12h

the next 8 years are going to be insane. we’ll see each other getting jobs, moving cities, getting married, and starting families.

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Dear Self.@Dearme2_·12h

27 is a weird age you feel like you're 19, but then you meet a 19 year old and realize you're 45.

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TheBetInvestor ™ 🌎@TheFtXMaestro·14h

Just like Arsenal, your long overdue victory will humble your enemies. Say Amen! 😂

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Not your mate ⚡@JohnnyMurungi·8h

@kahindi_bryan Seriously

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Kahindi@kahindi_bryan·8h

Life isn’t that hard mnn!😂

Patro Uganda@PatroUganda

Ugandans have outdone themselves 🙌 This is somewhere in Kampala, where Arsenal fans have gathered to watch their team lift the Premier League trophy during the final game of the season together.

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Kosi💧@__Kosito·17h

If you're not lifting the Premier league today please stay indoors, don't obstruct the road for champions.

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The Charity Guy@roxie_ug·13h

Being committed to one person is a beautiful thing. Don't let damaged people lie to you. There's nothing better than having a soulmate, best friend, lover and a protector in one person. ❤️

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Masuhd@masuhd_·11h

Taking care of her during her periods so that she can take care of you for 26 days >>>>>>>

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KAHALA@KAHALA123Y·1d

As a man, why are you emotionally invested in a woman? That’s a straight path to depression.

𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰@itzQmax

Unpopular opinion: A relationship will never work out, when the man is far more emotionally invested than the woman!

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Dee@aakhiripastaaa·1d

hold on, it gets worse at 27

kartik@notsothicccc

why do i feel like i am the loneliest person in the world or is it just how being 25 feels like in general

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Abuja President ⚖️@AbujaPresident·1d

The Economy is separating couples faster than cheating.

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motion.@hashtagtw0·1d

I'm a pending billionaire.

ilymjsyk@g4na_xo

I'm a pending millionaire.

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BIG HYCE@thehyce·1d

If you want a guy to spoil you, be there for him on the days he’s not able to!

.@99hyce

An unpopular opinion about a guy

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DAMI FOREIGN🥶@TheDamiForeign·1d

I can spend on a woman randomly, but I’ll never put myself in a situation where a woman would be expecting a monthly allowance from me. 👎

SEUÑ@YKoluwaseun9

P0verty will make you think giving your partner monthly allowance is waste of money

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𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗢, #21@_khalil01·1d

i recommend talking to multiple girls.

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Shola 👑@itsSh0la·22h

Look at yourself in the mirror. You most likely look better than the babe you’re allowing to disrespect you; makeup and filters aside. Have some self respect man.

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BIG HYCE@thehyce·1d

niggas who genuinely appreciate women are single asf

.@99hyce

A hill you are willing to die on?

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