John Lewis

@truemagic68 Got to say I'm pretty shocked. I paid my income tax on time. It should have been enough!

ONS - April 2026 Figures: The UK recorded a public sector deficit of £24.3 billion in April, the first month of the financial year. This was higher than the predicted £20.9 billion and ranks as the second-highest April borrowing figure on record

@adzgreen721 @truemagic68 That's true. I'd forgotten that. I was at the game too. World's smallest trophy.

@truemagic68 @JohnnyboyWelwyn Let’s not forget they won the Intertoto Cup in 2002.

Last night’s football extravaganza - The Europa Cup Final in Istanbul. Aston Villa vanquished Freiburg 3-0 almost without trace. Villa’s football was scintillating. 3 wonderful goals. WELL DONE! Ironically Villa were poor against Fulham a few weeks ago

@HenryPryor @BBCSussex My Mother in law wanted to buy one. We firmly discouraged her and spent money adapting her existing house and getting cleaner/carers in.

📻 We've warned about this so many times but once again I'll be chatting to @BBCSussex after 10.00 about the risks of buying a retirement home. They are NOT an investment. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@AndrewDowson Roast sparrow was it? With all the trimmings??

Another breakfast for £2.50, shurely shome mishtake 🇪🇸

@truemagic68 @FabrizioRomano He's undoubtedly coming to Fulham. Let's see how good he is when pursestrings are held tight!

@FabrizioRomano What a manager - will be sorely missed!

🚨 Pep Guardiola, expected to leave Man City THIS summer with Enzo Maresca always been as the ONLY replacement wanted. Pep ready to say goodbye in the next days, while Maresca said yes to Manchester City months ago.

@cpfcblondie_09 There are some deeply weird and unhappy people about Josie. Although you support another team to the one I do, your tweets are always enjoyable. Take care

@zatzi How many voted LibDem, Green, Scot, Welsh and Irish Nat parties at last election. All are pro EU. Excluding them from your comparison is fiddling the figures. But then ask Jakob how that's done!

17.3m people voted for Brexit 9.7m voted for this useless government.

@FulhamishPod Sur le plage

All square at Molineux. What is your three word review?

@johannesmkx @MalcolmNance "Special needs"more like it

President Xi of China recently showed Trump 300-year-old trees during his visit. Neither Trump nor US media understood the message, namely that they are older than the foundation of the USA. Instead, Trump demanded to know if Xi thought he was special, whereupon Xi confirmed he thought Trump was a very special guest. Handled like a child!

FA Cup final result: Big Cheats - 0 Bigger Cheats - 1

@EssexPR @SpeedyDesmond So, not going to vote for the Faragists by the look of things then

I’ll tell you why I’m going to the Unite the Kingdom march tomorrow... Because I have three beautiful children, whom I don’t want to grow up in a country governed by liars, thieves, and anti-British charlatans. I don’t want dangerous foreign men’s rights put above theirs. 🇬🇧

@truemagic68 I try to avoid anywhere north of the Watford Gap but from what I read AB seems to be a popular chap in Mchr and is a known "face". Are Faragists "sweeping all"- they were only about 25% of vote in the local elections. They are just playing 1st past the post system.

I know he is very popular as Mayor of Manchester, but can Andy Burnham win Makerfield, which has only a 5399 majority against a background of Reform sweeping all before them at last week's local elections, win the seat. He's certainly not an odds on shot!

@AndrewDowson Oh dear...you have the UK badge and not the good old GB one 🙄

The Benz has its own parking spot! #R129

I bet West Ham don't mind VAR this evening.

@truemagic68 Isn't there a pattern here? Trump says peace at hand then says negotiations not productive then peace at hand then negotiations not productive. Wash, rinse, repeat.

At 8.21am - FTSE 100 - 10,278.02 +44.95 (0.44%) - Bizarrely the FTSE sits above the Plimsoll line for now. However, POTUS together with some of his fake nooze, makes the markets feel rather uncomfortable. Thank goodness for tech! - Compass Group +4%

@truemagic68 @AlexTran677026 My cousin several times removed!

@AlexTran677026 Cary Grant

Can you name him?

@jeckaf4i How about "Onward Christian Soldiers"??

I need a him.

@ZoeWardFFC I took my 3 year old son to a Cottage Open Day (or similar). He's big strapping fella now (albeit with a broken arm) and is a die-hard White! #utf #coyw

Didn’t expect watching this to get me as emotional as it did! 17 year old Zoë adored this team and whilst my family are the reason I started supporting Fulham, it was this team that captured my heart and made me fall in love with Fulham 🖤🤍 #ffc

@truemagic68 @vkc1000 It was those fashionable specs that confused me

@JohnnyboyWelwyn @vkc1000 COPE

Identify this cricketer.