Jude Flingerman

@fried_egg_golf Obsessed with him, rent free

@Breziyt Very clever. This post cost me $18.

@Breziyt Emotional hedge 😎 $25 or Bart hangs brain online

If the reds lose tonight I will post dick and balls.

@MidwestGolfJake These guys could all buy your whole bloodline and don’t even know you exist. Not sure this is the epic roast you think it is. They’re laughing to the bank

If LIV truly does fold, here are my predictions of where key LIV golfers will end up.

What I always struggle to understand is why people think Taylor Gooch would give a flying fuck if some random person’s grandkids know his name. If you put yourself in their shoes, most people take the paycheck and don’t think twice. Legacy is fun to talk about but doesn’t pay the bills.

@GolfRamble This is, and has always been the point. Nobody needs you to tell them anyone on LIV earns a lot of money, that's its appeal. In 30 years though your grandkids won't know who Talor Gooch is, while Spieth and Day will always have at least 4 majors in the record books.

Talor Gooch has earned more in four years playing LIV Golf than Jordan Spieth and Jason Day have earned playing on the PGA Tour forever, and they're sat there wondering where things went wrong. "Someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. My Tour is dying."

@rinellawinkle21 @aoconnell69 I’m no financial advisor but I’d say you could! Women are goated.

@judeflingo @aoconnell69 I just booked my third golf trip of the summer do you think I could afford this alongside a woman??

Need gf badly!

@rinellawinkle21 @aoconnell69 Don’t listen to this guy!

@aoconnell69 No u don’t

@Jacquarious49 Mario kart Wii soundtrack

Anyone else have 1 album that they play every time they really need to lock in and focus at work to get shit done? Or am I autistic?

@anishmoonka Big alcohol psyop. It’s happening it front of your eyes folks!

The research behind this is wild. Your sperm carries a set of instructions that tell your genes when to turn on and off. A Duke University study found that THC rewrites those instructions. The more weed in your system, the bigger the changes. It goes straight for the genes your future embryo needs in its first week of life. I had to read the "day 3 crash" part twice. For the first three days after fertilization, an embryo runs entirely on the mother's DNA. Day 3, the father's genes switch on. If those genes carry cannabis damage, the embryo just stops growing. Fertility doctors see this happen in their labs: embryos that fertilized fine and looked healthy on day 2 go completely still by day 5. Boston University tracked 1,535 couples trying to have a baby. Men who smoked weed once a week or more doubled their partner's miscarriage risk. That number held up even when the woman herself never touched cannabis. And the miscarriages clustered in the first 8 weeks, right when the father's damaged DNA would be doing the most harm. Duke also found that the specific genes THC alters in sperm overlap with genes linked to autism. One of those genes, called DLGAP2, helps brain cells communicate with each other. It was changed in cannabis users' sperm. When researchers bred THC-exposed male rats and checked their offspring, the same altered gene pattern showed up in the pups' brains. The damage crossed a generation. Weed has gotten way stronger over the last 30 years. THC content was about 4% in the 1990s but nearly quadrupled to 15% by 2018, and modern dispensary strains regularly sit at 20-30%. Concentrates go up to 95%. Quitting for about 11 weeks (one full cycle of sperm production) reverses some of the DNA changes. Not all of them. Duke's lead researcher says men should stop at least 6 months before trying for a baby. Half of your kid's genetic blueprint comes from you, and right now, THC is editing that blueprint before conception even happens.

Grinding so my son can be 26, unemployed, and somehow always at a private club midweek

@hospitalceltics Really sweet stuff here. Unfortunately Rory won , and I feel like you went a little heavy on the ketchup. Still looks like a 9.2/10 Sunday. Hope you enjoyed

Attempting to have the greatest Sunday known to man

@aoconnell69 True

Just let it work out somehow

Don’t care I’m jacked

@TyFrance @AFNFLUKE Truth bomb

@AFNFLUKE Me

With who at coach?

@phresh_arrow Nothing good happens after 8:30 anyways. They’re just beating the traffic leaving a little early.

Getting married at 25–28 is like leaving the party at 8pm.

Christ is King

Spieth’s gonna have some work to do as he pulls this one into the left rough

@overtime Ron Jon tee so funny ma

Coen Carr playing pickup vs MSU students isn’t fair 😭 (via stevethebutcher28/IG)

@Jacquarious49 Tree Farm merch from Ebay

@judeflingo Pre spending $500 of my winnings on golf related purchases

Alright, need some help here. If this is your ticket, how are you proceeding? Would like to at least lock in my $100 stake in guaranteed hedge. Lmk. Also considering selling $100 in stake in the ticket alternatively.

@TyFrance @KingJames Hole 9 is cart path only.

Yo @KingJames if you're ever in Norwood hit me up, I can get us a tee time at Avon Fields. One of the top courses in the area