Juno Hu

✌️#ISFLsim

The scariest nightmare is when you really gotta piss and you're looking for the perfect spot for like the longest time, and then you finally get to let out that piss... #ISFLsim

The health benefits of hot sauce are extremely underrated. They help make sure I stay extra hydrated. #ISFLsim

Cleaning the prostate is the best part of showering. #ISFLsim

You guys ever start jerkin off for like the 6th time that day and it's like, just not gonna happen, but you've already committed, so you take like the 4 hours, reaching the 500th page of videos, and at the end, you think if it was worth it? It was. #ISFLsim

Y'all ever blow your nose with no napkin, just with a finger covering the other nostril, and the fuckin booger fly out and you didn't catch it and it's like, where the fuck did it go? Or how bout when the earwax build up til it auto fall out? Imagine boogers did that. #ISFLsim

@RichTriplet I didn't accept this job to work!

@JunoHu_CB Explains your lack of PDs!

Working from home, I get stuck in this loop of like, wanting to clean my room on the clock, but when I'm on the clock, I don't wanna do shit. So my room never gets cleaned. FFS. #ISFLsim

@RichTriplet It was part of my contract. You didn't get that addendum? Sucks man. The league agreed to not make that part public cuz then the rest of the league would demand it, so they made it an unspoken exception for me.

@JunoHu_CB How tf are you working from home as a football player

Why's it called "well done" if that's the worst way to have a steak? S'like if they asked me how I want my fried chicken and I say crispy and they bring it out to me burnt. Not only that but everyone else judgin me like "you eat crispy fried chicken? tf. Raw is the way!" #ISFLsim

Don't you hate when you got a loose booger and you stick your finger tryna pick it out and it just goes DEEPAH!!!! #ISFLsim

Oh shit! Season started! #ISFLsim

@HEOB_YeaUKnowMe Na man I leave that flavor on for mid-day sniffs when I need a mental boost.

@JunoHu_CB You ain't wash behind your ears or nothing.

The best part of showering is cleaning your asscrack, taint, and smegma. #ISFLsim

Football is work. Work is life. Life is football. #ISFLsim

If y'all ever poor and hungry, just buy a bottle of really spicy hot sauce, and you just put a little on your finger and get full on water. #ISFLsim

Another year closer to death! #ISFLsim

Yo when you got those big ass air gaps in your large intestines, it's like Russian Roulette every time you gotta fart. Talk about body control. #ISFLsim

Don't you hate when the shit in your large intestines is compartmentalized into shit, air gap, shit, air gap... Then you go take a shit and let out a little plop, followed by a big ass fart and pressure relief, only to have to do it 2-3 more times in the next few hours. #ISFLsim

Don't chu hate when you get a ball of earwax rolling around your ear canal and that shit turn into like a fuckin Labyrinth, like htf this little ball of earwax have such a hard time falling out, tf #ISFLsim