Homeschool Valedictorian

@PopBase @unclegarytrucks

Hooters is rebranding as “family-friendly,” the CEO tells People Magazine. They want the restaurant to be seen as a “neighborhood place.” (people.com/hooters-is-reb…)

@ThomFain @akiko_lawson Looking forward to seeing it!

I also found a standing ramen habit, a conviction that concrete poured in Japan just looks different than concrete poured anywhere else, and a @akiko_lawson loyalty that borders on institutional.... Going to start documenting more of what daily life here actually looks like!

Nearly three years ago I moved to Tokyo to cover Japanese professional wrestling for a magazine I was building from scratch. I found my best friend & wife here, and I found a career here.

@dog_rates @Nationals @natspup_ @canineorg MVP material

This is Natty. He's the first official team dog for the Washington Nationals. He makes his big-league debut on Friday and will learn basic skills and socialization with the team before he goes on to formal service dog training with Canine Companions. 13/10

@TheGoldenRatio4 *boop*

Greetings from fetaaaaaaaaah

@baldassarreted Gorgeous but imagine having to set this thing

The Longines Master Collection Chronograph Moonphase combines a complete calendar, pointer date, moonphase, and chronograph layout inside a classically styled 40mm case, a combination that typically lives at a much higher price tier. Powered by the Longines L687.5 column wheel movement, this watch packs in a surprising amount of mechanical depth while still keeping the refined, dress forward feel the Master Collection is known for. The tempered blue steel leaf hands, barleycorn textured dial, and complete calendar layout give this piece the type of character and visual depth rarely found in this category.

@GovStitt Corrupt POS

I started the conversation with Operation Safe. I made it clear that it wasn't compassionate to let people sleep under a bridge. The Legislature took that seriously and gave this teeth. Now, if cities and counties are going to ignore rampant homelessness, residents have recourse. Thank you Representative Caldwell and Senator Daniels for getting HB 3985 to my desk.

@shitbritishpics @JasonKPargin Jesus Christ do they chew rocks for breakfast?

Friends Daniel (left) and Smudge drink cider at Cleethorpes bus station. They are waiting to see if any good-looking girls arrive in town for the day (2001)

@TheGoldenRatio4 ❤️ Hops always had my heart. Voodoo too

Happy Birthday to Hopper T. Dog who would have been 13 today! Wish you were still on the property, sweet love 💛

Happy birthday, mozzarella cheese! You are the sweetest most chaotic nugget and we love you so so much!

@TheGoldenRatio4 Spectacular sploot form

Remi had a cancer checkup today and he continues to do great! The oncologist also doesn't think the cancer has anything to do with his persistent skin issues, so it might be time for another vet visit in that front. #70moremonths

@TopIsMyNamek9 @emergencyfella @atrupar @SueOC_NBCBoston You seem very angry.

@emergencyfella @atrupar @SueOC_NBCBoston Answer the fucking question… You can accuse me of doing whatever but you can’t answer the fucking question can you?

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

@rustyrockets @piersmorgan Performative

Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!! The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved. And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve. But because of who loves us.

@tedlieu @BrodbeckCliff @WhiteHouse You gotta quit replying to these idiots

@BrodbeckCliff @WhiteHouse I served on active duty in the American military to defend your right to say stupid stuff.

Dear @WhiteHouse: I’m Chinese American. I read donald trump’s racist post below. Please tell donald trump I said fuck you. See you in November.

@IRANinTJ @mattlieb Lmaoooooo

@jengolbeck @watchesofespion I would love to see those Soviet watches!

@Justin_kule @watchesofespion I have two breitling navitimers, a vintage women's Rolex and Hamilton, both cocktail watches, a bremont (with the Cambridge logo), a 50 phantoms, and a sangin overlord. Plus some very cool vintage Soviet watches that you know has bought for me!

What’s everyone wearing today? UDT/SEAL issued Tudor Submariner 7928 from the 1960s. Post pics below, no cheating.

@DavidJHarrisJr The number of replies not asking where the OP got the info from is astounding. This mfer could’ve announced that she plans to replace Santa Claus and these morons would be angry about it.

🚨BREAKING: Michelle Obama is reportedly planning a run for president in 2028! She says: “It’s time for a Black woman to lead this country.”

@jengolbeck @watchesofespion Jen, I did NOT take you for a watch nerd. What other pieces do you own?

@watchesofespion Vertex M100A

@WhiteHouse Translation: “I’m a huge pussy”

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@TheRealThelmaJ1 My sisters could beat his ass. Who does he think he’s intimidating?

Somebody get this crackhead into treatment

@crazyclipsonly @jenrunswithdogs

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