EliasTheDon

Nilipata missed call ya my hg then i called her back later ananiambia ati alikuwa ameshikwa na polisi juu ya weed so she called me kuniomba pesa juu alijua obviously ningesema sina ama niko na mia peke polisi waskie wamhurumie. She thinks its funny but eiiiii its a violation

Kaiju no 8 ilikuwa realistic ajab, kafka hibino alikuwa 32 anakimbia anashikwa na kahasho almost immediately. Now thats my hero

Friends of Bournemouth mumekua wengi but by saa kumi mtakua mnalia vile everyone hates Arsenal ju tutakua tuna celebrate ushindi enye itatueka karibu na okombe

Our popular anime site(I will not mention it but I know you know ) has changed their link , it’s still active , you people shouldn’t panic Just put( . Com) behind the name of the site

What was the best anime this season?

Jonsaga is some very shitty mtaa nishai kaa for some days hii Nairobi. Every shop in that place sells Coffins na the bad thing is wanaunda hata za watoto in stock sio hata moja au mbili. I always wondered nkipita hizo maeneo huwa hizo shops zote zinapeleka wapi all those coffins buana na huwa wanajua aje watoto watakufa? Thats a very shitty place to stay in , huko labda ukue umezaliwa hizo sides ndio ukae huko. I used to tell my friend mwenye ankaa huko seeing those things everyday ukienda job na ukitoka job ni traumatising since I was born in a Community where no one wants to associate themselves with coffins yeye anasema ako sawa seeing them since amezoea. Thats the worst place I have ever stayed in this life acha hata ile single room nlikua nakaa ndani nkianza maisha ikae buana na vile it was worse😅. I wouldnt even wish on my enemies to stay in those parts bana. Jonsaga is some hell here in Nairobi.

Yangu hutawanyishi sori❤️

Get your bag up girl... You don't see rich girls bothered about this.

We’re having sex and you’re telling me to go faster? My own penis? My own body?? I hate women who are so controlling 🤦🏽‍♂️

DECLAN RICE: He is not a Regista (controls the tempo from deep) e.g Andre Pirlo and Jorginho. He is not a Deep-lying play maker (start attack from deep) e.g Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets. He is not a Box to Box (covers both defensive and attacking areas) e.g Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure. He is not a Defensive Midfielder (destroyer/Ball winner who protects the defence and break up attacks) e.g Ngolo Kante and Casemiro. He’s not an Advanced play maker (creative midfielder) e.g Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne. He’s not a Mezzala (an attacking central midfielder who drifts into half spaces to support attack) e.g Paul Pogba and Claudio Marchisio. He’s not a Carrilero (a midfielder who covers wide spaces and supports both full backs and midfield) e.g Arturo Vidal. He’s not a Trequartista (Operates between midfield and attack with freedom) e.g Francesco Totti. He runs the whole field busy doing nothing. Just burning calories. Hiding Midfielder.