Lisa Gosselin

Some ladies appreciate eye candy far more than mouth candy especially when the eye candy is rubbing mouth candy on his penis candy.

Her name is Whiskey and she's 8 months old.

@3Snowbee3 @redpawn3 Go clean your room! :)

What on earth can be mixed with apple cider vinegar that makes it taste less like nail polish remover?

Watch that burning ember, memories be tender, I'm in that space, ain't no race, drifting through, all those thoughts of you.

Holy shit, I haven't sent out a tweet in about 3 years. OK, I'm back from the bathroom, what's up?

I've been preoccupied holding up posts at the beach.

This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone

How to be a politician: 1. Tell people what you're going to do 2. Don't do it 3. Change the subject.

I encourage people to take selfies, self absorbed is better than catfish.

@ImaFlyontheWall Ha, so gross but made me laugh!

Listen, it's just like I told my Grandma, if you want people to read and comment on your Facebook, stick to what sells. Sex and drama.

@therealkawika Hey Mr. K, you know where I been, on Facebook with you. lol

@enniocataldo Hey Ennio!

@Foreverman47 Thanks!

I kissed a girl and she liked it.

Been hittin' up the beach all summer, I'm a Boogie Board pro by now!

I haven't been on Twitter for almost a year and now I can't remember which guys I thought were hot. Start over.

@Vince_918 Holy crap, I think I'm back. Where have I been?!! lol