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Last night I went through the McDonalds drive thru and the lady told me to enjoy my order and I tried to say ‘you too’ but stopped myself. So I ended up just saying “You” and stared her down until I drove away

@JackManifoldTV took what jack? a waste of space? 😤

remember what they took from you...

just ended a 4 and a half year relationship

@sapnapalt sheesh acting like he owns the cat or sm

Not really sure why Dream thinks he can steal patches content from me

Hot girls wake up nauseous every day I don’t make the rules

not to be political or anything but like @GeorgeNotFound kinda seems like someone who likes sonic colors

question for all my college friends. do you also just put the authors last name and the year instead of the whole (p. 124) thing because your professors also don’t care?? because i would never....

I would like to travel back in time to 2014 when 5sos released their first album and stay there because im over 2020

Since nobody’s asking, my life defeating moment this week was having a patient help me with the child lock of a bottle

Imagine you’re about to marry someone and then they tell you that at one point they consumed ketchup with their eggs, is the wedding off or no? Asking for a friend

@AriannaBanks99 Venmo - KasAndrews

@dreary_official imma smack you

i am speed

I mean there isn’t a better way to sum us up

@PostMalone i rlly like u here have this #PostMalone

“You don’t tell your mom everything do you?” Boi if I so much as eat something different for lunch my mama knows watchu talking bout

If you’re not having two vastly different conversations on two different platforms are y’all really friends? @igacecylia

Yeah I may subtweet about losers who haven’t seen the BRATZ movie but at least I’m not team Jacob

I may be a team Jacob but at least I can stay up past 8pm grandma

I don’t know if I can be friends with someone who hasn’t seen the masterpiece that is the live action BRATZ movie