Kelly Burke

As COVID-19 vaccines start rolling out, so does the misinformation. I recommend watching the interview I based these on, but if you don't have time, here are some of the main points. I hope these will help people to make the decision to get vaccinated and keep us all safe!

@PiatPod I saw this fountain last month and they leaned hard into it. The souvenir shops all had mini versions of it and there were t-shirts and everything

What I want to know is... who was the first human to say "hey, I've got an idea for a fountain..."

@HowtoADHD Every single day. I need 1000 lifetimes to do all the jobs I’ve imagined myself doing

Does anyone else ever get excited about a job opportunity that has nothing to do with your actual career? Like oooo, maybe I WOULD be a good backup dancer even though I have zero training in it

@CatieOsaurus Do toy swords count? I think I have a whole pack in my car. And the craft supplies. If they’re both auto-diagnoses, do I have double ADHD?

@CaraSantaMaria So this is the official link I should share now, right?

😂😂😂

I’ve been thinking this for YEARS and it truly bums me out.

@AmericanAtheist YES! I didn’t think this weekend could get any better, but the announcement that you’re coming to me next year just put it over the top!

Hey @teamyoutube all of our channels (including a cooking channel) have been deleted. We had no strikes and got an email claiming "inciting violence". There is NO instance of us inciting violence. Is this automated nonsense or mass reporting tactic? What is going on? Please RT

@CatieOsaurus In the case of @GodAwfulMovies, it’s very clear why the podcast is more enjoyable than the movie. Unfortunately, that doesn’t stop me from torturing myself with the movies too

Today, we begin to collectively heal from the horrific events which transpired, tomorrow we work. My official statement regarding the Michigan State University shooting is below: Fuck your thoughts and prayers.

@Galaxy_Sailor @PiatPod @CaraSantaMaria I found GAM through Cara too and I feel a little guilty that I give the same amount of money for her to be tortured that I do for her real science stuff 😂

@JessBluemke @PiatPod Two words: Broadway Karaoke

@PiatPod Do not get it twisted if I’m hosting a con it is the Jessica Show. Im your host! Im your keynote! Im playing in the band! Panels are just me answering questions I wish people would ask me.

If you had virtually unlimited funds and put on your own reason/skeptic-con, who would be your fantasy marque speaker?

From my op-ed: "As an advocate for the rights of nonreligious Americans, this veto is a slap in the face to my community, and calls into question whether the governor is serious about tackling New York’s addiction crisis." buff.ly/3VL8nzl

Browns and Lions social media teams brainstorming tweet ideas for if McCarthy goes 0-16

Why did New York Gov. Kathy Hochul veto a perfectly sensible bill that would have required judges to remind people they don't have to go through a *religious* addiction treatment program? We finally have her answer. It makes no sense. onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/h…

You ever leave a job and secretly hope everything will fall apart once you're gone? Nancy Pelosi is living your dream.

@dadanick @PiatPod @citationpod @Noah_Lugeons @elibosnick @HeathEnwright @openargs One step closer to double D&D Minus!!

I have just become a @PiatPod grand slam patreon patron! #GodAwfulMovies #DandDMinus #ScathingAtheist #CitationNeeded #OpeningArguments You are all welcome! @citationpod @Noah_Lugeons @elibosnick @HeathEnwright @openargs

If you think fertilized eggs deserved to be treated like people but refugees don’t, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.

BREAKING: NY Gov. Kathy Hochul has VETOED a bill requiring judges to inform defendants who must go through substance abuse treatment programs that non-religious options are available. There's no good reason for this veto. No explanation was provided. onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/k…

@hemantmehta I had the same thought. I’m a Jets fan and cringed every time the announcers talked about how tough he was for coming back into the game.

Hear me out: Everyone who played a role in this is wildly irresponsible.