Ken Finan

@lights Driving Instructor from Holland, had to flunk his latest student in the driving exam. He kept tilting at windmills 🚗

@lights I found an animated show on Netflix you'll really like, it's called "Disenchanted". You might see some of yourself in the lead character. 🫡

"Lou, if you walk out of Wil's life now, don't you ever come back"

@lights My boss really likes playing the lamest, cheesiest, worst music you can imagine on her computer while working. The worst part is? My girlfriend's developing the same taste in music 🎶

@lights "I tell you, it's not easy going to the dentist every month." "Gee Ken, are your teeth that bad?" "Naw, I just like hearing how my dentist's new swimming pool is coming along. Sure it's just a coincidence" 😉

"Dont cry baby. Knew this was one way ticket, but you know I had to come. Love you wife."

@lights "...and my pronouns are they, them and Batman"

@lights For yrs the food industry's been cutting back so much salt in processed foods & canned goods, I'm starting to look like that 'salt creature' from Star Trek 😶‍🌫️

@lights Imagine if Costco receipt checkers treated you like airport security guards do (I'll let you fill in the punchline yourself) 🙂‍↕️

"Damn you! God Damn You! Nobody D.O.R's after 11 weeks! Nobody!"

@lights "Your Honour, I have irrefutable proof that the defendant is guilty of all charges against him on this flash drive, which I now present to the court… *Ooops!* That's my chap stick. Sorry your Honour"

@lights I bought my daughter a teddy bear today, and she decided to call it "50 Cent". 'Oh, after the famous rapper?' No, that was how much it cost at the garage sale I got it from. I forgot to remove the price tag :'p

@lights My sister and I were born 18months apart... I would've come out sooner, but I was nice and comfortable, right where I was ☺️

@lights I have a good friend going on a picnic to an African Lion Safari today. She promises she'll scratch behind the lion's ear for me 🫢

@lights Congratulations on your upcoming UK Tour! 😀

@lights Barry! Don’t tell me you just drank an entire case of beer!?! Dude, relax! I used a straw :'p

"Sean walked up to the beach, away from the jeers, until he found a private place. He slipped off his short pants and shirt and put on the evening sarong, padded bra, belt, stockings and combed his hair and put on makeup. Carefully, very carefully. And then the girl stood up..."

@lights Thank You For Replying To My Question!!! I stopped posting my jokes because I...thought...I FELT...you'd grown tired of them, forgotten...and I never got any acknowledgement of them. Ever. You've renewed my confidence in you again. Bless you 😌

@lights Personal Question, but do you ever miss the jokes I used to send you daily?

@lights "...And they both lived happily Ever After....until she found out he wanted 20 kids! : p