KevMeeeee

#scatmanjohn was an #intense #scatman

@mybravefaces Theres at least 2

abbey road really is the beat beatles record… it’s not even my personal favorite, but god it’s perfect. not a single weak track.

@NickyScatz Being an idiot I basically did this and sure enough got type 2 diabetes. Although I have now got my hb1ac levels back into normal range.

If I drank 5 five diet cokes a day for a year and you drank 5 regular cokes a day for a year I'd be fine and you'd be on insulin for type 2 diabetes.

@LeeHAuthor Who designed that cover?

It blows my mind that the BBFC rated WrestleMania 13 an 18, putting it in the same bracket as Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, or Seven.

If Luke Littler is going full heel turn then he should form his own faction, Evolution style. But who goes in? Price seems obvious.

@BDOFan_Zone @Hubbard180 No Darryl Fitton?

Come on then… let’s have some fun… This is my top 5 Dart players of all time in order! Phil Taylor Michael van Gerwen Gary Anderson Eric Bristow Peter Wright What’s yours? 😉

@joshpearson180 Corporate Bunting

Bunting heel turn needed Ditch Titanium, fuck all the fans off on the walk on, no fist bumps or hugging opponents No more Mr nice guy

@anon_opin Ted Chippington's cover of She Loves You; in a similar vein and much earlier. And better.

William Shatner's "Common People", a spoken word cover of Pulp's 1995 hit, is the greatest cover version ever made. Secondly, and rather hilariously, it actually reached number 1 on the UK singles chart in late 2004, while Pulp's original could only manage number 2 in 1995.

@fesshole Don't you mean Step mum?

Our dog is very attached to my wife. He growls when we cuddle and often cock bollocks me by jumping on the bed. So when we do have sex, I take great pleasure in walking up to him, look him in the eye and say - "I just fucked your mum"

r/bluey

Purple Rum.

I've never seen such a perfect reaction to betrayal in my entire life. #CelebrityTraitors

I'm just glad One Man Gang didn't win. #TheTraitors vs #1989RoyalRumble

@fesshole I also sent my kids off to live with their grandparents whilst constantly reprobating them for behaving without honour and they turned out fine.

I was always a TNG fan and saw the crew as role models I should emulate. I saw Worf as my personal hero. So I copied his parenting style. This was a terrible idea. It turns out that while he was great at many things, his parenting style was not worthy of emulation.

Betsy Kettleman. Foxy lady.

@fesshole What do they do with the 2nd one?

My husband turned me on to Star Trek. At first, I found Spock really hot. Then, I learned that Klingons have two dicks. Suddenly, I'm fascinated by Worf.

@homelander_yyy The lack of West Indian bowlers is disrespectful. Go ask Boycott

List of Best Test Bowlers of All Time. Do you all agree?

@homelander_yyy Anderson is B tier

@agadmator I agree Adagmator

Morphy would be the best chess player in the world in any era

Listening to Flashbeagle. Greatest song of the 80s