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Man United are closing their canteen and offering employees a piece of fruit instead of free lunches. Yet more money saving measures at the club…

This weekend, 9 of the Super League's 12 founding members had fixtures against clubs deemed too small for them. Only 4 of them won those fixtures.

The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be. 🐐 Lionel Messi at it again, as Barcelona are now cruising to the Copa Del Rey trophy 🏆 🎥 @PremierSportsTV

I'm Mari, a 13-year old from Flint, Michigan where we are 7 years without clean water. I decided to tackle the water crisis nationally head-on by getting my own water filter to give to those in need of clean water immediately. My goal is $500k. Gofundme.com/teamMariwater

Aldi telling their shareholders why Cuthbert is so delicious

New day. Gonna go get it.

Caterpillar cakes, ranked. /THREAD/

If you're feeling a bit nervous about being in crowds, remember, this time last year we were being told leaving our homes meant we were killing people. Unlock at your own pace friends, the mind doesn't just 'forget' all previously received messages.

Viral video of Boris Johnson ‘lying to parliament’ approaches 10 million views independent.co.uk/climate-change…

My dad texts me when someone's died and that's about it.

Personal news: After years of flawless service, the Tooth Fairy hit a rough patch this week.

Me: I think I’ll open this kitchen drawer Potato masher: The fuck you will

Not good enough for England apparently

Honestly Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development was one of the first mean grandmothers I ever saw on TV and I’m so glad that people like me who grew up with a really terrible mean grandmother got to laugh it off

@wtf1official 😀

She was a force, and her talent and timing were unmatched. Rest In Peace Mama Bluth.

No doubts about it, we’re ready to be hurt again. 😆 @F1 Drive to Survive, Season 3 out NOW on @Netflix!

I'm hearing 30 or 40 people have had their dishwasher break down after having the AstraZeneca vaccine

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One of those days, combined table score of +29...comment your 4 ball that can relate🤦🏼 @henrikstenson @McIlroyRory @TyrrellHatton