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“Santa Claus is real.” “No, he’s not.” “Yes he is, I've seen him.” “You've seen him?” “Yes.” “You've seen a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer that's crewed by the elves, and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down?” “No.” “No.” “But I have seen a sleigh with reindeer.” “Oh, and no sleigh that's not crewed by the elves and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down could possibly have reindeer, therefore couldn't possibly be any other sleigh than Santa’s. Is that what you're telling me?” “No.” “Like I said, there's no real Santa that can deliver the presents.”

95% of sales volume was what

We’re solving the home affordability issue. We’re building 600 of these 1 bd 1 bth homes. To help owners furnish their new home, we’re also going to rent them every single item inside plus their car. So for $499k + $12.5k/mo + 800/mo HOA you can call this place home.

bills: paid bank account: empty workin: again adulting: terrible yee: haw

This gotta be the best one yet 😭🤣 #ashtonhall #MorningRoutine

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We found bruv in a blokeless place

Microsoft has invented a new state of matter and yet also done this.

Stuck In My Head by Sleep Theory is officially the number one song on Mainstream Rock Airplay. twitter.com/scenevid/statu…

Found out what a chipotle digital kitchen is today the hard way. I feel like such a boomer

boy you better show up @ChrisMotionless

When you're out with your hootin buddies and run into your hollerin crew

guy who just spent 58,000 dollars on a new jeep wrangler: 30 shitty little rubber ducks across the dashboard would look great in here i bet

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before

I need this guys @, this is some good content