Lacie Madison

New living room wall color - who dis? Inspired by hours of watching the fashionable and informative @clairecmc on @MSNBC all day every day I wanted her wall in my living room. 346th day sheltering at home. #chronicwarrior #diyqueen

Barkley watching history happen. He is a legit @clairecmc fan #TwitterKitten #history #impeachment

Please watch this 10 million times. #Debates2020

A million props to @CapehartJ who tried to hold @RudyGiuliani to answer real questions while G was being patronizing and trying to dance around the questions. Solid journalist @MSNBC

@jmeacham is my hero

Why does no one remember an important part about using the Nixon tapes? “We felt any conversations in furtherance of a crime were not protected by executive privilege.” - Jill Wine-Banks @RepJerryNadler @JillWineBanks

@Corybranan hey rockstar did you pull 12 Songs from Spotify? Love prettiest waitress in Memphis and now am bummed

My thought process on Assange: Oh Freedom of press is important- I get that. Skating in the hallways- Rude but whatever. Didn’t take care of his cat- OH HELL NO. THAT GUY IS EVIL LOCK HIM UP.

Have you seen any birds since the government shut down

@bapeonion I’ve heard rumors that lady’s only poop in the dark. Why would it be weird? Pooping in the dark At 3:26am when everyone is sleeping. Because everyone also knows lady’s never poop. So I’ve heard. This is just a rumor.

@BrittaBir Pics?

Was just told my outfit today was putting feminism back 100 years

Just sat next to a 6’ 9 guy who downed 3 double shots of well whiskey in SEVEN MINUTES at the Denver airport bar. Well done friendly giant man. Well done. I have so many questions.

@bapeonion Did you just have a mini stroke online?

It’s our 8th Twitter birthday, and we’re celebrating with TWO separate T Hanks Giving shows tonight at 7 and 9! Two different casts, two awesome chances to celebrate the greatest actor ever! Get your tickets fast at nashvilleimprov.com/shows

@bapeonion To add a layer to this tale, you missed the sound as is someone dropped their child into the busboys tub filled with glass *BOOM* *Crash* *tinkle tinkle* *child starts wailing.*

30 hours of travel, 1 day in dusty Kathmandu, 3 days trekking towards Everest, 10,000 feet climbed and my hair still looks incredible. The Nepali people love it as much as me and I… instagram.com/p/BoefupHB9d8/…

Flying to Lukla at around 8:30am. No more easy internet, power, showers or real beds. Showered 3 times yesterday just because I could. We shopped like crazy yesterday, I found a Northface… instagram.com/p/BoXpDUsB8qS/…

Perfectly sums up the mood of the trip so far. Couldn’t ask for nicer or funnier travel companions. #everest #nepal #sassquats @HobnailTrekCo instagram.com/p/BoRzDNuhKhp/…