Lancelot

It’s a foreign concept for Ashely how you can work hard as a woman and not be a walking cum dumpster for every rich man with political power. Some of us work hard, some of us are run hard like a community bike. Ashely is literally know for letting a rich man cum inside of her. We aren’t the same… 🤡

Came to London, parked for less than 12 hours in central London. Parking is 50 pounds. Congestion charge 18 pounds. Absolutely ridiculous.

West Ham‘s Edson Álvarez will return to the Premier League side after his loan spell at Fenerbahçe, confirms Mexico boss Javier Aguirre.

The reveal that Yodas build Yoda huts instinctively like beavers build dams is fascinating

During sex, there’s this odor that comes out. Is it the smell of sperm or the vagina?

If Arsenal conquer Europe and France win the World Cup… does William Saliba enter the Ballon d’Or debate? 🌍✨

Right now the cheapest loaf in Tesco is 55p for 800g (W. H. Neville white or brown, 22 slices). Tesco retains 4% of that as profit. 2p Cheapest eggs? 6 for £1. Obvs that is 4p profit or 0.6p per egg. 2 slices toast, 2 scrambled eggs, Tesco makes 1.3p

Hull owner just said 'I am not the richest owner, but I am the craziest' we are in business here lads

Gyokeres is not cracking 10 premier league goals this season, bookmark this 😭

Sorry! If non -Caribbean people can attend carnival. Non - Arsenal supporters can attend the parade 😅🤷🏾‍♀️. It’s a celebration of football culture 😉.

If anyone scores a goal on Sunday you know what to do

Arsenal fans are now making murals about West Ham's goal being ruled out against them by VAR, alongside getting it printed on shirts. Tragic embarrassing fanbase.