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Xavi Simons, 12 year old Barcelona midfielder. Remember that name

@ellabosslady_ Not lowkey😅

Lowkey this is how every man wants to be treated 🤣.

💙🔜 Up next at Manchester City: Enzo Maresca, set to be announced as #MCFC manager soon.

🚨 OFFICIAL: PEP GUARDIOLA LEAVES MAN CITY AT THE END OF THE SEASON. Club and manager confirm it’s over after 10 years and 20 trophies. 💔👋🏼

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

Xabi Alonso’s message to Chelsea fans: “Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club”. 
“From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies. ‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies”.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

@LeratoPillayZA @pruddytee I understand him. You didn't get flowers for handing yourself over.

🚨 BREAKING: Fugitive Bafana Sindane Finally Caught! After weeks on the run, notorious 51-year-old Bafana Sindane has been dramatically arrested this morning. Sindane went into hiding the moment his close associate, Joe “Ferrari” Sibanyoni, was taken down. Despite being urged to surrender himself, he defied authorities until the law finally caught up with him today. He now faces explosive charges of business extortion, brutal taxi violence, and money laundering involving more than R25 million. While South Africans struggle, Sindane was living large — splashing hundreds of thousands of rands on designer clothes, luxury holidays, and flashy cars for his girlfriend, actress Amanda Du Pont, allegedly . Bank records reportedly show he transferred massive sums straight into her accounts. The party is over. The empire is crumbling. Justice has finally arrived. YOU DELETE - we retrieve

Share until this monster is arrested

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@ladyhuneybee Hands. Throwing hands

Parents what’s your next move after she does this 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@OkuhleSA @Abramjee In Saudi, they don't jail anyone for drugs. They chop the head off publicly. Saudi has won the war on drugs

@Abramjee Kanti thina ngempela sone bani as a cowntry? 😭😭 How many of these super labs exist in our country? Are we ever going to win the war against drugs? How many Mexican drug cookers do we host in South Africa? Ngathi we had underestimated how bad the situation is😭😭

JUST IN: Police National Head Office Crime Intelligence has discovered a drug lab worth about R100- million in North West.

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@BeingVuyo 🤣🤣🤣

Anybody wanna go on Baecation? We can break up when we come back🥲

@Bubblez99937602 This picture is a sad story. I'm already in tears 😢

I dont have sad story send lunch

@Staphill Naa nigger, I want it to be a surprise. I want you'll to cry when I'm dead

Guys, Remember to give notice before you die. sabcnews.com/sabcnews/ekurh…

@ChelsTransfer Hernandez

Who is your preferred option to be next Chelsea manager, based on the Telegraph report? 🔹 Xabi Alonso 🔹 Cesc Fabregas 🔹 Filipe Luis 🔹 Oliver Glasner 🔹 Andoni Iraola 🔹 Marco Silva

You'll give way too much credit to witchcraft 😅

@DanThomasESPN Can't wait for to start drinking beer again Dan💪

El Clásico last year was when the jaundice yellow eyes really became apparent. A year on, it’s amazing how good I feel—can’t wait for the game!

@Abramjee A probl3m that solves itself

Do not litter. Love your country. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦