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One day INSHALLAH ❤️

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this summer is going to be a movie.

@DiscussingFilm finding nemo but with panic attacks and oxygen countdowns 💀

First look at a dude getting eaten by a whale in ‘WHALEFALL’. The film follows a scuba diver who must escape a sperm whale's tummy before his oxygen runs out.

@DiscussingFilm bro got swallowed and Hollywood said “yeah let’s make him do an escape room inside the whale” 😭

@TaraBull the best work is the one nobody notices. once people start looking confused, it’s over bro

The line between rejuvenation and disfigurement is razor-thin. True beauty preserves identity not erases time through excess.

@TaraBull some people age backwards so hard they accidentally delete their entire face 😭

@TouchlineX “every game as a unique player” yeah that’s the part stats can’t explain bro

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal talking about Lionel Messi: "I have good memories from when I went to Camp Nou to watch Messi play." "What people don't value enough, is when a player makes you get off your seat EVERY SINGLE GAME." "Of course it's nice if a player produces many goals or assists, but what Leo Messi did is something very difficult, playing every game as a unique player." "I think people will finally value this when he retires, which I hope will never happen."

@TouchlineX kids today really got spoiled watching Messi like it was normal weekly entertainment 😭

@EricLDaugh one psychopath commits a crime and suddenly millions of normal people get blamed. that logic never ends well bro

🚨 NOW: Conor McGregor demands an IMMEDIATE and TOTAL 3rd world immigration ban after an African migrant tried beheading someone in Belfast "Ban all immigration from the 3rd world IMMEDIATELY!" 💯 Do it in every western nation. ENOUGH LETTING ANIMALS PILLAGE YOUR HOMELAND! Take your country back and preserve our civilization!

@EricLDaugh Violent crimes should be punished hard. Turning it into “all immigrants are animals” is exactly how people stop thinking rationally.

@DeadlineDayLive bookmakers saw the fixture list and said “yeah this one’s basically charity” 💀

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@DeadlineDayLive Scotland catching strays in boosted odds promos now 😭

@DiarioOle if he’s actually storing goals for the World Cup, France should be very worried for everyone else lol

De Mbappé a Deschamps: "Me guardo los goles para el Mundial" 😮‍💨🇫🇷⚽️ ole.com.ar/mundial/mundia…

@DiarioOle bro treating regular matches like side quests now 😭

@DeadlineDayLive Madrid don’t even need to bid anymore. just existing is enough to hijack the whole market lol

🚨 Manchester United set to receive transfer blow after Florentino Perez secures election win. Read more ⤵️ transfernewslive.com/transfer-news/…

@DeadlineDayLive Perez really wins elections and ruins transfer plans in the same week 😭

@theMadridZone @marca next season’s title race: points table + legal documents submitted before deadline lol

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona are preparing to file a LAWSUIT against Real Madrid and against Florentino Pérez, after the president's words about Barcelona robbing league titles due to the Negreira case, Barcelona VP Rafa Yuste announces. @marca

@theMadridZone @marca football in 2026 basically just courtroom derby at this point 😭

@kfc if the soundtrack isn’t chicken frying in 4K Dolby Atmos, i don’t want it 💀

@kfc bro teasing summer like Marvel Phase 7 😭

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup @miseleccionmx 8 opening matches is insane. bro got early access to the tournament every time 💀

Making more history 🇲🇽 @FIFAWorldCup 2026 will be @miseleccionmx's eighth time competing in the tournament’s opening fixture – more than any other nation.