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BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

Nearly 590,000 people paid $59 million in deposits for the Trump gold phone, yet a year later not a single device has shipped and the launch date has disappeared from the website, per YF Trump Mobile’s updated terms reportedly now state deposits do not guarantee a phone will ever be produced or made available for sale.

@DanLeachDTM Had to make room for Shaduer

WTF

@CodyBrownBets 147

🎁 I’m giving away $500 on Christmas. All you need to do is guess the total amount of points scored in all 3 NFL games combined… For example: 130 👇🏼 Comment below. One entry only!

@woodwardsports @UMichFootball @OhioStateFB @aidanhutch97 @Lions @NFL At least he'll show up for THAT game.

Aidan Hutchinson will be back in Ann Arbor for The Game 🔥

@DraftKings Gibbs

We’ve got some tickets to give away 👀 Actually… 20 tickets. 20 winners. Just follow @DraftKings and reply with who you think’s dropping the most fantasy points this week. That easy.

@MattMsully23m @JoeSanchez2702 @AnnieAgar Ball was already snapped. Can't post a picture with the centers arm already between his legs to try and prove your point🤣

@JoeSanchez2702 @AnnieAgar Easy call

that looked perfectly timed. offsides or no?

@wingsfan23 @AnnieAgar

@AnnieAgar Just barely his left arm is over the line, unfortunately

@BamonteSzn @JimCosta_ You should post this in response to every Michigan nut-hugger reply saying it was blatant offside 🤣

@JimCosta_ Can’t time it better

I truly don’t care who wins the game That “offsides” call was awful. Looked like Bell timed the blitz perfectly. Massive swing

@BamonteSzn @JimCosta_ Looked offsides based on how quickly he got to Underwood. But dang, proof I was wrong. Huge swing in Michigan favor

@FDSportsbook Garnett

Which NBA player is this? Difficulty level: Easy

@dannierogers___ Aka "please forget about last week" #nfl

“After a second look…” I can’t wait to see the pool reporter discussion on that after this game. #Lions get a challenge back and it’s 1st and 10 for Detroit.

Let's pay THIS RB @Jahmyr_Gibbs1 @971theticketxyt Such a gem @JimCosta_ pass the word to Valenti

@mfdinger187 I like coherent broadcasters. Knowing player names. Not everyone watches just to see the outfits

@Lions_In_14 Whiner

I'll miss the sound of Al Michaels voice, but not the words he struggles to get out. Painful to listen to him anymore. Has no clue what is going on #NFL

@DraftKings @sixxtimes dis you?

@DetroitLionsPro No

@woodwardsports @Lions @Ravens @NFL @AlabamaFTBL Liability

Terrion Arnold, thoughts?

@woodwardsports Has shown zero promise. RIP

The face says it all. 😞

@NBAMemes The most annoying player to watch in the NBA, aside from LeBron. Out there takin dives every play

First thing I see when I turned on the Knicks game 😭